I wouldn’t describe an Xterra as giant....

If it was a Spanish Armada, you’d get Chris Farley taking off his shirt.

This is every job in the United States.

I saw some of the video of the rest of the graduation ceremony. Each person had the mic held in front of their face and they said their name. No one was cut off, no one was told to rush. The mic was held in front of them for a few seconds after they had finished saying their name, as though to make sure they were…

You’ve ALL handled my ass pennies! I laugh at you before you laugh at me.

I have a potentially cynical, but genuinely curious question: Gizmodo really, really likes posting stories about upcoming LEGO sets. Moreso than other collectibles that come out by a long shot. More than Mondo posters (an era that has mercifully ended). Are these essentially paid advertisements? I never really trust…

I gotta presume the “they” is just using Miller’s pronouns correctly, and Sasha Calle was randomly included to cause maximum linguistic confusion.

If they commit crimes, absolutely!

If they made a slightly larger scale, slightly less immersive experience, it would have been better. You can get people paying $4k for a week at Disney but for 2 nights, it was WAY TOO MUCH. 

Strange antics we’ve seen from Seacrest in his many years on television, but this may take the cake.

I still use my 64GB Zune on a regular basis.

You’re so smrt.

I’ve done a few roadtrips in Norway.. I can’t imagine driving something as big as a current f150 on some of those roads

3 cars, huh. REALLY sounds like you needed to file bankruptcy.

Watch nerds are the lowest rung on the nerd ladder

I just say “no.”

Not sure how you can assert that when in the article they say Black Panther grossed as much in 3 days as Black Adam did in 4 weeks.  Clearly people DO still want to see people with super powers getting into fist fights.

I did that and all that happened is I summoned Satan and that dude also can’t figure out the answer to the riddle. If you have any ideas give us a call because we’re both pretty stumped over here.

And listening to Pink Floyd

Has anyone tried doing the monk quests while watching The Wizard of Oz?