You know, an actual video shot with this thing would go perfect in this article.

If you ever see a raccoon gently bringing you an a living cat, be prepared to see a raccoon eat a living cat.

In the immortal words of The Bowler: “I’m sorry, Spleen, there’s not enough beer in the world.”

I hate the Chicken tax. Artificially controlling the market is not a good thing. We need to let the free market decide. The TPP is shit. It was discussed in private by corporations and cronies, oops, I mean lobbyists. They refuse to talk about the details of the bill with the public. Don’t you think that’s a bit…

Undercut Detroit in this industry, and countless other metropolitan areas for others. TPP is nothing more than a means to make the super-rich mega-rich.

Except the TPP is terrible. More jobs will go overseas, wages will be kept low. It’s just big business trying to screw over everyone else. I’d happily not have foreign trucks for the TPP to not exist.

I think the biggest continuity gap in the book which I had a problem with came from including two different stories, both excellent, which were simply incompatible. Namely the chapter where all of the black people leave the racist southern U.S. in a mass exodus to Mars and the final chapter with the last surviving…

The only problem with The Martian Chronicles, and I say this as a fan of both that book and Bradbury’s work overall, is that it was cobbled together from short stories, some of which are much better than others, and the continuity between them, despite him clearly making an effort to reconcile the problems, is a bit…

Not even close: Mars Attacks. (Or, to translate into Martian, “Ap ap ap.”)

I’d assume he’d have to manufacture the fusion bombs on earth and it’s very illegal to build your own atomic bombs.

He’s good, but he’s not quite Dalton.

A landing craft could not only use magnets to anchor itself to the asteroid’s surface, but could use them to navigate around on the surface. This would also be a great asteroid to leverage as an asteroid belt space station. We can hollow it out to create living space and use the metal to also construct ships.

Having Driven, biked, motorcycled, taken buses, ferries and trains. I can assert that Driving isn’t the most stressful. Riding a motorcycle in the rain is the most stressful by far.

If I could afford to live next to my work I’d walk, but honestly, that would just bring about different kinds of stress. Being that close…

By charging baggage check fees and allowing free carry-ons, some airlines have incentivized us to eschew the least valuable cargo space on the plane (in the belly) and use up the most valuable cargo space on the plane (in the passenger compartment).

Was Whitey actually dating himself? Because this woman kind of looks exactly like Johnny Depp’s portrayal of him.

I really dont understand how long it will take for people to realize that you’re not really entitled to anything you back. Its an investment not a purchase. Hell, even investors believe most of their bets wont pay off.

The creepiest thing about this makeup is that he looks more like Elijah Wood than Johnny Depp...

Not yet. But you will.

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