Yeah, and all those amendments that ensure the right to due process, freedom of association, and freedom of speech were also authored by people okay with slavery. Better ban those as well, since they also don’t translate to 2015 America.

Had a girl in the car the other day and a guy pulled up next to us in one of these, looked at us, and then stalled. Go do that to every couple you see

My denial is strong, friend. The longer I can imagine I live in a world where nothing you’ve stated in that comment is true, the longer I maintain my sanity.

WHAT. That has wheels! LIES, ITS ALL LIES.

You can run rich all day long. You can run lean once.

I’ve even had a few go by that were actually painful when I was outside at my old house(about 50ft off a 2 lane suburban road), it was the volume and sharpness when the sound hit.

Don’t you see though, that this is why people who don’t have bile towards dealerships still don’t like them? You have a bottom price, but you won’t tell the customer that on your own. They have to “find” it. That’s just weird.

And it had the ugliest OEM wheels ever produced. Easily replaced but got damn were they ugly.

• You can romance your companions, regardless of whether you play as a male or female. Not clear on whether or not this includes robots like Mr. Handy, but here’s hoping.

Every single time...

DS, without question.

My gentleman’s code says don’t hit anyone unless they’re a danger to me and I have no other choice, in which case your sex will not be considered.

“I’m so money I make whores sign a pre-nup”

No. As soon as his ass is out of office, he'll probably get one. Before he started running for President and driving an Escape Hybrid to make it look like he was a greenie who cared about the environment (and climate change), Obama owned a Chrysler 300 and a Jeep Grand Cherokee, BOTH with Hemi V-8s. He also went to…

Oh, also, there’s huge matters of good taste here, since selfie sticks are the new Crocs and Socks combo.

It seems odd, but dogfights are actually much more likely now than in the past. There is presently a need to ID the guy you are shooting at before pulling the trigger. Current rules of engagement make it so that you are damned sure what you are shooting. That kind of proximity results in a turning dogfight.

The F-35…

Goddamnit Apple you’re doing it wrong.

The note at the end about the shoe’s width is very important to remember. I forgot about that the first time I tried it, and developed some extra roughness

Suzuki Samurai - People in the know love them, but amongst the general public, they’re most often viewed as Barbie Beach Mobiles in the same way that the Miata’s a girl’s car or whatever. These and the later incarnation Sidekick/Tracker/Vitara will put Jeeps to shame. My brother had a later 2 door Tracker that he used…