The most upsetting part of this story is that I had to listen to 33 seconds of WEEI just to get to the soundbite in question. Boston sports shows are the worst.

She’s married to Scott Baio. I wouldn’t expect her to be a Rhodes scholar.

“I’ve never been a spy myself”

I agree that his private life and predilections are 100% his & his family’s business (& that of his partners). Where it moves into the frame of our business is:
A. The fact that he (allegedly) paid her off with campaign cash - as mentioned by LaBrava Radio, and

A sitting POTUS:

The actual bloopers from what the diner sketch is based on are incredible

Twitter doesn’t “sort of” have incentive not to fix the problem, they explicitly tout their user numbers and their projected growth in users as one significant metric to their stock buyers. 

THAT’S HOW MAD THEY ARE

my JAW DROPPED so far I can swallow entire APPLES

Do yourself a favor and just what the free throw shooter in the second video.

Shocked, I am! Shocked at this unethical behavior from our celebrities! I am extremely shocked! Just shocked!

I liked the Estonian video better. He is to rap what he is to jump shooting.

“Balluania”? Amateurs.

man, and to think i thought the joke was too *unsubtle*

Fucking. Glorious.

Meanwhile, here’s the hottest rapper in nearby Estonia:

Maybe it was one of those Queer chicken Caesar salads, and it just can’t vibe with you, Cardi.

o!o! cumming!

The e.e. cummings of porn

I feel like you may be burying the lede.