I’m “some leftist”, but I’m all for making the rest of his life as uncomfortable as physically and psychologically possible.

I have no inside knowledge, and I’ll probably get this totally wrong, but I’ve gotta think it snowballed. They tried to cover up the first few reports to cover their own asses, then the next few, and then they realized the problem was way bigger than their pathetic, self-serving, miserable, piece of shit organization…

General population.

“Wait, we can swear?” - the previous 157 victims

“...but the good news is it’s just in the shoulder, arm, chest area, face, neck, dick, leg, upper butt hole, lungs, teeth and balls.”

...they’re like, “Dude, is this you?” And I’m like, “It’s probably not, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

I don’t know why I’m disappointed he sounds so reasonable.

At this point, anything that gets the Cavs acting defensively is worth a try, I guess.

If you’re having trouble figuring out how Love eased tensions and unified the team, look no further than the Bible.

I couldn’t close my eyes with that thing staring at me from across the room. Otherwise, it would be good for carpool lanes.

Are we supposed to ignore everything that happened in the first minute of that video!?!??!?!?!?!

You’re missing the point that without CHIP being tied to DREAMers, the GOP has zero reason to act now.

Yeah, no wonder Trump is in power when people like you exist.

By separating the two, the GOP was able to greatly lessen the pressure they’ll face to make a deal for DREAMers.

So basically you don’t understand how the real world works?

Redskins fan here. I may as well be Sully from Quinzee for the next two weeks.

+9 and 3/4 stars!

Nah you guys are maybe bigger shitheads and I’d rather you never win one than Brady win one more.

Philadelphia fans are the worst and they haven’t won anything yet. Fuck you if you think I want to find out how insufferable a fan base can possibly get.

When he woke up, he was in Hogwarts.