Quality work here.

I believe he’s referring to the Music City Miracle but I’m not at all sure why its memory was invoked in this instance.

Completely agree. If anything, Brady may be Giselle’s trophy husband and you know what? Absolutely nothing wrong with that at all. Sign me up! He’s her big dumb pretty toy and he should feel pretty damn good about that status.

God I hate admitting this - I actually love the concept of product-driven advent calendars as, instead of an hour-long unwrapping frenzy on Christmas Day, there is a constant excitement and anticipatory feeling for the entire month leading into Christmas. I started by making my wife her own “luxury” advent calendars…

“I don’t see why not.”

I own a record store, am open to any and all genres of music, and I prefer virtually anything to Queens of the Stone Age - well, anything except Imagine Dragons and 21 Pilots, both of whom make me want to punch the college kids purchasing their records and tell them “Maybe music just isn’t for you.”

The plural of “vinyl” is “vinyl”, not “vinyls”. Alternately, you can say “records”.

Susan sure had it out for Dave Magary, didn’t she?

I’m confused and a little pissed - my copy of Finnegan’s Wake is missing this chapter altogether.

Nick, you’re not even going to touch on the current fact that Herman’s 2018 recruiting class - his first full recruiting period - is currently a top-10 (trending toward top-5 after the Woodard commit) recruiting class? Of course Herman wasn’t able to put together a top-15 class this year: he came into a very messy…

My guess is she had a bit of a watersports fetish and didn’t really know it at the time. She was from a pretty religious family in the south and was one of those people who just oozed sex. She gave me head while driving (resulting in a speeding ticket the final time), abruptly stopped at a public park to have sex in…

This is interesting. I had a girlfriend in early college who would ask me to pee when we were swimming together and then put her hand in the stream. Like you, I had no problem with it because it was a kink and anything that added excitement was good. Now, I think I’d be a little weirded out... Ah fuck it, no I…

Boxers underneath shorts or slacks - I’ll absolutely use the boxers dick flap. Then you don’t even have to unbutton the pants/shorts - you just unzip and pull your junk through the two openings.

At his peak? Roy Jones Jr. No lie. At the very least, he’s the very best I’ve ever seen in my lifetime.

This is a really cool blog idea if only to help reinforce the narrative that Ty Cobb was a monumental asshole.

Here’s the trick. Take a healthy dose of valium/xanax/klonopin about 30-45 minutes before you take your shrooms. You skip the stomach issues AND the anxiety that hits and go straight into the ‘crying from laughing so hard’ & ‘the bathroom wallpaper is moving, but it doesn’t bother me one bit’ phase.

Go to the nearest disc-golf course in your area - preferably near a college campus - and just ask anyone with a beard. Alternately, go to Austin and make it to Eeyore’s Birthday party and again, just ask... well, anyone.

Ah Ha! +1 on the ML

Jesus skeet-shooting Christ - we have three kids and if I ever call them “littles”, I’ll willingly recreate the acid-burning scene from Fight Club, using my dick instead of my hand so as to ensure I never procreate or enjoy life again. I’ll wade through plenty of old-friends’ pro-Trump comments on FB and amusedly…

This has nothing at all to do with “the organizers”. The organizers are Goldenvoice and Paul Tollett. They represent a mere smudge on a balance sheet to Anschutz and AEG. Anschutz’s political views and personal donation history have as much to do with Coachella as Colonel Sanders has to do with Pizza Hut. They’re…