Okay, I want one.

Easy, you need a priest? Go to church.

4WD becomes 4WS (4Wheel slip) easily on ice and snow.

Yeah, my tiny 1995 MX3 swallowed (heh heh heh swallowed) a Samsung 51" Plasma TV that was still in its box. Your move Ford.

You have to experience the Tuk Tuk experience in Thailand. Wait, that sentence doesn't sound right.

Wait what? The whole point of Christmas is re-gifting. The thing is, all you said is nice and all, but you have to believe it. For some of us that don't, that speech doesn't really work.

No hats inside those boxes, they are smuggling marry-you-wanna. It's a groovy time baby.

Wow... so beautiful. I want one. Here, I will give you my left testicle for that 510.

Who ever did that to you, marry her.

I have 2 cars, let's go by the year. My first car is a 2004 Toyota Solara V6 SE. Currently it has 85K miles and never once stranded me in a questionable neighborhood. The 3MZ-FE V-6 engine is smooth and willing. The transmission is like butter. Interior is black on black on fake silver on fake carbon fiber. It…

Snow tires, slide to a stop in an intersection, garage queen during the winters; these are all of my favorite things.

Just this, then I promise to be a good boy.

If it were a Hilux, it would have sunk the fishing boat and claimed Senkaku Islands for Japan.

Some people can say that NASCAR is just a race for rednecks who really never learned to turn right. With NASCAR, you got stock cars from different manufactures that basically look the same, bad mullet hair for all the drivers, fat girls with Confederate flag tattoos and a pervading air of general white-power.

Agree, wow... that is such a simple yet beautiful car.

News break : Following recent success with the GT86, Toyota and Subaru teamed up again to create a NSX killer.

Okay, that is pretty damn good!

I was watching this at a house filled with Philippinos. I bet the owner of the house 1 dollar that Marquez would win. I was the only one that stood up and cheer.

I am with you man.

Manny: I was doing real good until I ran into his punch.