While driving my brother's Tempo, I suddenly heard BBRRRAAAAAAA! (I instantly cleared my bowels) I stopped, got out and examined the hell car, looked back on the road and there it was. The muffler, it fell off, it fell right the f*ck off.

Officer in traffic court: "Your Honor, I would like to direct your attention to exhibit A. The evidence clearly shows the defendant pleasuring himself while driving."

My brother had 2 of these things. The first one was great according to his story. It only died when a drunk driver T-boned him and totaled that Tempo. The second one... well, that was crap. It is dangerous because, you can not plan anything around that car. A date? Going to work? Grocery shopping? All these…

My brother's Ford Tempo... this thing would break down every single time I fart in the car. Weak, weak car.

I know, it is the new military year and they got new money. I would like to see them use it for the VA hospitals, tickets back home for troops in Afghanistan, and better care for vets.

Sorry, not going to grow up. These are not just way to big for me. They are way too big for us, the people and the country. They are throwing money out left and right just to grab a rocket. Listen, I am all good with military power... sure I get it. However, we are broke. You got that? How's about you grow up…

That right there... my very first crush. Haunt me...please.

G** damn it!!! Frakkin' military spending more money it doesn't have! Congress is looking to cut cost right now, and spending $97 + $165 million of the money we don't have doesn't compute. The Fraud, Waste and Abuse program needs to look at this.

I thought so...

They should have kept Pontiac, and dump GMC.

2004 Toyota Solara SE V6. I don't think anyone liked it. I've own this one for the pass 8 years, 85000 miles and not a single problem. Drove from St Louis, Albuquerque NM (drove 17 hours STRAIGHT), Grand Canyon, Sedona AZ totaling 3250 miles and not a single problem. Simon Hotdogs in Sedona was the best food of…

Dude, there's a new Corvette coming out...

This is still my favorite "from hell" vdo. Meet the Supra from hell.

I saw hell, and I loved it.

Hey... he couldn't do worse than Lucas.

Yeah, scientist have proven that aliens can not travel here with "our science". The "alien science" might be a bit different.

Sony finally found a game that will make people buy more vita. Destroy the game, buy another vita.

Well, there was that blonde guy that tried to help those people stuck in the trailer, he didn't look like an asshole.

Whoa... are you going to collaborate with Subaru again? Imagine a Supraru that weighs 3100 lbs and has a boxer 6 under the hood. Just thinking about it gave me a semi.

Hochuli - I will say anything I want, do you see these guns?