Sigh... yes I know this isn’t live. And I know that this is their job. However, they are replacing the original Top Gear... I am sure they are nervous.

Okay, first of, I am sure these guys and girl are incredibly nervous. They are filling huge shoes here.

I can own it for the low, low price of nope.

Just waiting for a team to come to St Louis. St Louis Steamer?

There’s not enough popcorn in the theater for this shit.

Once a year on my birthday I will complete a half marathon. I usually do it in about 2 hours. Everything will hurt, including my left ear. To see someone doing it in 59 minutes... I can only tip my hat and my knee cap.

USMNT is weird, sometimes they are looking good, looking great, doing awesome then this crap happens.

31 MPG highway... sideways.

Been looking for a three door hatch, found it!

3 door hatch? I’m in love.

Okay, I am going to play devil’s advocate. Did you see him plant his right leg? When he fell down, he went for his right knee right away. Maybe he injured his right knee??

Liberals hate Republicans.
Republicans hate Liberals.
Both Republicans and Liberals hate Libertarians.
There... that’s the story.

I heard dat super defense, vodka, vodka, shake this thing in it.

Yes I own a Gerbil and shared it will Richard.

NFL is Family, until it needs/wants a new stadium. Seattle, you will feel that family love soon.

My coworker and I were both saying the same damn words. He is a Greenbay fan, I want Fitz (amazing veterans with class) to go out on top.

Terrorist #1,”I think that will be great for our organization.”
Terrorist #2,”I like the old ones better, less electronics and easier to fix.”
Terrorist #3,"Was that a Toyota? Never saw one that fast and without a 50 cal machine gun mounted in the back."

Yes... yes it is.

Is that bucket seats?

Oh man... want is strong with this one.