Wished they brought over the Cappuccino.

Oh great. I'm glad that it is $920, because that WOULD be out of my price range.

Wait, am I reading that right? Does it say 74000 yen for that used sex toy? As in roughly 740 dollars? What the crap?

Spiked... for her pleasure.

The Rams looked great on the first drive, then dropped the microphone on the stage like a boss and didn't show up for the rest of the game.

I am in the process of painting my walls. I want Vi Hart to narrate the paint drying on the wall, I am sure she can make it interesting.

Hey, maybe this company needs a bailout too.

Yes! My kind of Mayor.

Oh wow... one of my favorite BMW, so simple and so perfect.

Sigh, the minute he sees that Carnes is a double-Amputee and also a war veteran, Tank should have open the door for him. If you don't agree, sign up to be a marine, get transfer to Afghanistan, step on something funny, get blown up a little bit, destroy both your legs, start using a wheelchair as a crutch, wear your…

Officer Ron Swanson was reached for comment regarding the arrest. While chewing on a bratwurst, Officer Ron Swanson only said," I am Ron f*ckin Swanson."

Hey Cubbies, there's your new manager.

He was looking for Lil Sebastian.

Arale: Just put the poop on the stick and stick it up there!

I knew it! I was wondering why Chuck Norris is so badass. It is because he was the only surviving Neanderthal.

I don't watch college football, but this is amazing.

Why is Deadspin quoting tweets from horrible twats from horrible twitter. As a first year manager, I think Matheny did a great job. I am sure other teams with first year managers would love the same results. Ask Boston.

Go Cards?

Just asking a question, why is it so fashionable to hate Joe Buck? Sorry, I really don't know.

True, but those items shouldn't be in a performance vehicle either. I rather see a stripped down version of the 3 series and a bare version of the Prius.