Hey Jeff, welcome to Jalopnik. You are funny in my book, and what you do takes a lot of talent.

Oh wow... drown it in beer.

I think it is that thing next to the right side of the gray rock. Looks like 4-5 legs there.

Maybe it is the seeking around that is point of the game. The shooting blood is just a glorious extra.

Unwarranted? The Cardinals had the same chances as any other team. Each team starts the season 0-0. The Cardinals faced the Nationals in the playoff and had to win 3 games out of five. You should blame the Nationals for not sealing that lead. I think when it is needed, Cardinals play great "small ball". Slowly…

I love it... wait... not the sucking a fat one part. But Pujols getting greedy and missing out on this part.

Currently, Albert Pujols is singing Angel by Aerosmith.

Of course, I am wrong. :)

Yep... agree, brain not working, lack of sleep. meant to say quaNtity. Like get more games.

Sorry, meant "quantity"... 4 horus of sleep, 3 days in a row.

Sigh... I may have typed this up too soon without thinking it through that I might have a bunch of people yelling at me.

Whoa... whoa... whoa. Easy dude. Not a fanboy, might be an idiot.

Yep, that is it! Need to check that door handle too, it is not black in the crime photo. Did GMC offer color-matched door handles?

Sony, you should concentrate more on the quality of your games.

GMC trucks with square wheel arches.

Not strange, justified.

No, I kid you not... that's the actual sound of that engine. No wonder it was so easy to detect.

Diesel submarines... just look at that engine. When you start this engine, there's a low growling fap...fap...fap...fap until it warms up to a fapfapfapfapfapfapfap.

Every time I look at that Audi, I think of the Dodge Caliber. That's not a good thing.

Yakuza suited up!!!!