The world would be a tastier place, would you look at the size of that buffalo wing?
Jeff Garcia was asked his opinion regarding Terrell Owens being a deadbeat dad;
Yes it is! And the details in that, candies for the eyes.
Iran, come for our art, stay for our lashes.
$500 a week for summer camp? Why don't you just enroll him with YMCA? It is about $100 dollars a week for their outdoor camp, they even have extended hours (for more money of course).
The stupidest way? Hit the damn cop car.
I like it! Keep going.
First VDO: That's not a squid, someone dropped a blanket into the ocean.
Gives a whole new meaning to,"I will give you the stars."
North Korea, please fire that Dong missile again, Japan has got something special for you.
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I know a Dung beetle can roll a dung faster than this car drives, but it is so pretty.
Those bumpers will stop traffic.
I don't know, it looks like a war machine that has been to a few front. Looks good in a tarnished sort of way.
Potential buyer: Thanks for letting me take this Ferrari for a test drive before buying it.
Breaking news: A hunter was rushed to the hospital early this morning. Witness informed Texas News 5," Steve was cleaning his shot gun and accidentally shot his left big foot off."
I believe there is only 1 place that is truly safe for bicyclist, Japan. I have been there 6 times, and they got it right.
And puppies! Please somebody think of the puppies!