New headline; Drunk Man was Caught Spanking the Monkey Illegally.

There's a proper place for everything. Claiming your car is fastest on the street will only hurt innocent drivers. Revving your engine, peeling off from stop light to stop light. One day, when the stars line up right, you will hurt someone. Take it to the track.

Kanye West: Bus in Texas hates black people.

This crab does not itch!

With everything lighted, "I CAN'T SEE SHIT!"

I believe this article belongs in Jezebel, and I think Kim K got confused. She was referring to the next "Call of Booty" that she will have with her boyfriend.

For everyone that wanted this comparo, Mustang V6 with the track pack VS the BRZ. Enjoy.

I know, I was just keeding. Flaming RX is always awesome. Unlike that flaming TC in the other story, well that was awesome too!

Or maybe Grim Dawn... that is looking pretty damn good!

Just burning off excess oil, nothing to see here. :)

My exploding zit was more exciting.

A wing in the back of a FWD, rice. A wing in front of a FWD, stupid. FWD performance can't win will Jalops.

Sarasota. Florida again? What the hell!

How about this, I will give them 15% extra for an offline mode. Good luck on taking money from the Chinese golf farmers though.

The force is shitty with this one.

Glasses should have known, if it spreads its hood like that, it is just like our Cobra. Space Cobra!!

I was drizzy on that engine sound. Then the engine backfired, and I promptly passed out.

Also, I am sure there will be, "why would you buy an FR-S/BRZ/GT86 when you can buy this for 100 dollars less?"

The GT-86 looking more tail-happy might be because of the driver, Mr Drifto... Keiichi Tsuchiya.

Why are those half-naked girls stroking a rooster? Ohhh....