Actually, the New York State Special Olympics were last Friday.

According to literature, there are lots of men from Nantucket.

Collins also honored Shepard by staying away from the post.

Denis: "I think it's getting..." [SNIFF] "...dusty in here."

I like this.

This wouldn't have happened if the Ferrari was white.

Donation target 1-877 KARS 4 KIDS has already rejected Incognito's gift, explaining that if they wanted to be associated with something horribly offensive to the human condition, they'd play one of their ads.

Welcome to Choose Your Own Adventure - Prisoner Reintegration Edition!

Luckily, her lawyer is also her Funkdafiduciary, so this should end up alright.

Please remember to bring your binoculars to this Saturday's #EagleStalk

[J.A. doesn't make any points during the 48 minute conversation]

Tastes, Ranked

This is ridiculous. There isn't a single peanut butter cereal on the list. If there were, it would be #1.

Here is a list of breakfast cereals in no particular order, starting with something that cannot be confirmed as existing.

and i thought most arizonians were vehemently anti-beaner.

Here's A Story About Richie Incognito Beating A Really Nice Dude

Ho Pans!