Unfortunately he didn't get off that easy. The game ended in a tie.

Give Danica a break. That was the first time she ever saw someone in her rearview mirror.

He's just showing off. After all, not every Olympic athlete in Sochi has the benefit of working drawers.

You'd think a fun guy like him would be way into talkin' about smoothies.

Why on inflatable characters can they never get the mouth right?

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

I don't know why Lynch is so excited. As a professional athlete, you would think he's seen a Brazilian waxed before.

This comment made my day. Thank you.

That cat still would've taken gold in men's figure skating.

These Olympic athletes are so strong. I can't imagine what it's like to have known someone that has died.

All of these are still a nice departure from Vancouver's "Dead Olympian" narrative.

Cute little guy, but to complete the ensemble I suggest a Cashman-skinned cap.

Only the most rabid fans turn out for spring-training workouts.

By not hitting four shots in a row, he can't be Tony LaRussa's DD either.

It's already bad enough that he's getting jobbed out of $10,000 for a degree at "West Chester University."

Counterpoint: hockey is a team sport. AT least the NHL version keeps the team concept in the shoot out. TJ Oshie going six times just makes a mockery of the prior 65 mins.

Thought Napoleon was a bit tame, eh?

Can you imagine the frustration of sacrificing four years of your life in pursuit of your dream to be the best in the world, only to have all that sacrifice and progress rendered moot by an uncooperative, Russian winter?

According to Goldey, the anonymous person had told someone, "I don't want my kids around those kinds of people."