he offered his own semi-sneering take on the situation

I hope not; most puns are terrible. The best jokes hinge on their clever wordplay.

It's incredible how one picture of a broken door knob can send so many people flying off the handle.

"Where In America Can You Watch Canada's Great Olympic Coverage?"

Bob Costas: What do we have here, a little eye candy? Don’t worry, Bob’s not a square. I enjoy this stuff too you know. Lemme take a look… OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!

Don't blame NBC for broadcasting this. They're used to Bob Costas' constant underdeveloped and insubstantial 'grafs.

Of course he won't be doing it alone! Most states won't even let him get married.

I mean, she has a tight, athletic body; but she shouldn't get a big head over it.

One problem: she forgot that she wasn't wearing anything underneath her suit.

All this talk back home of Michael Sam breaking down barriers just to play the sport he loves, he's got NOTHING on old Johnny Quinn.

At least he recognizes that Force is the best way to bring a 'vator down.

Here's a quick English-to-Russian translation guide:

Amusing since in English, "Russian" means "drunk."

Normally, this would come as a complete shock. But for Charlie Villanueva, it didn't even raise an eyebrow.

I bet we don't even see this highlight tonight on NBC. Bob Costas hates curling ever since he realized he'll never make it past the four-foot.

This was a great match. It's a shame that Germany didn't have the stones to pull off the upset.

'Pipe Drag's Too Slow; 'Boarders Not Getting High.