Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

It’s been interesting watching Twitter after the press conference. All the reporters are talking about the Russia Hacks or the fainting episode or anything but the two solid minutes where Obama lambasted them for running with the hacked email narrative for 6 months then wondering why it was such a big deal.

The far Left wants the narrative to be how Clinton fucked up so they can say, “We told you to pick Bernie,” when, in fact, Clinton ran a masterful campaign in the face of criticism from both the Right and the far Left. She did win by 3 million votes, after all. The Comey letter to Congress was a bullet to the heart of…

Thing is, when you suggest that, then you get some on the left who start whining about the evils of capitalism and no, no, we shouldn’t appeal to the pragmatists since it’s not morally pure enough. Then they fall back on the idea of “well maybe the reactionary will hurt enough people and then we’ll get revolution!”…

Maybe, just maybe, this country is more racist and/or misogynist than we’d like to believe.

I thought they contracted that kind of thing out? 

And regular-sized hands. Don’t forget that upgrade.

I’m a C-130 pilot but never got to unleash the Taliban Tornado.

There’s none of the Shakespearean space politics, enticingly florid dialogue, or experiential thrills of the best of George Lucas’s “Star Wars” entries (“Attack of the Clones” and “Revenge of the Sith”).

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

I started D&D on the first edition when I was twelve. I happen to be female. It was our habit to draw a representation of our characters and use them as screens so that other players couldn’t see your notes / character sheets. Myself and the other female player always drew our characters (not well) in the usual half…

The issue with Sports Illustrated and LeBron’s hairline is that no one’s buying either.

From a legal perspective, putting your hands up defensively, taking a step back and saying loudly, you’re not looking for trouble or don’t want to fight, can be some important testimony in the future if you do end up fighting. Especially if you win.

I really resent the fact that I now have to give a shit about the random shit this guy feels like tweeting. I long for the days when The Donald could tweet whatever he wanted I could just not give a fuck.

But...Bengazi! Emails! Pizzagate!

Hands down. He’s loves gathering intelligence, he’s strategic, he knows all about infrastructure —mainly water works, but still —he’s probably pro-choice and I bet his thoughts on Muslims and immigration are more progressive ...

Pennywise would make a better president. “Yes, I may be an intergalactic spider from space that subsists on a diet of the souls of children, but even I understand the importance of maintaining a tentative diplomatic relationship with China to protect our economic interests on the world stage. This go it alone…

How does this fucking moron get dressed in the morning?

BUT... EMAILS