From a legal perspective, putting your hands up defensively, taking a step back and saying loudly, you’re not looking for trouble or don’t want to fight, can be some important testimony in the future if you do end up fighting. Especially if you win.

I really resent the fact that I now have to give a shit about the random shit this guy feels like tweeting. I long for the days when The Donald could tweet whatever he wanted I could just not give a fuck.

But...Bengazi! Emails! Pizzagate!

Hands down. He’s loves gathering intelligence, he’s strategic, he knows all about infrastructure —mainly water works, but still —he’s probably pro-choice and I bet his thoughts on Muslims and immigration are more progressive ...

Pennywise would make a better president. “Yes, I may be an intergalactic spider from space that subsists on a diet of the souls of children, but even I understand the importance of maintaining a tentative diplomatic relationship with China to protect our economic interests on the world stage. This go it alone…

How does this fucking moron get dressed in the morning?

BUT... EMAILS

This guy is like Trump. He plays the media and gets MILLIONS of dollars of free coverage by saying crazy shit. And the media just keeps playing along because it gets them clicks and views. Sad!

Right! Someone like that comes along, you elect him PRESIDENT!

Nonsense. Here’s a clip of him writing his own book.

teeheehee... “boobies.”

Actually here is the calculus:

You.. you are saying you’re not fully sold?

― Ronald Wright, A Short History of Progress

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

I really don’t get it. Nothing Trump promised was actually legit. Clinton didn’t do anything illegal. What could anyone have done to her? Even the FBI exonerated her (albeit with bullshit investigations and even too late). Are they really that shocked?! Can they be so dumb?

Look on the bright side, maybe they’ll keep him!

No Buffalo Bills fan has ever had a physique like that.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

appears to urge him to, “Suck my dick!”