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I really resent the fact that I now have to give a shit about the random shit this guy feels like tweeting. I long for the days when The Donald could tweet whatever he wanted I could just not give a fuck.

But...Bengazi! Emails! Pizzagate!

Hands down. He’s loves gathering intelligence, he’s strategic, he knows all about infrastructure —mainly water works, but still —he’s probably pro-choice and I bet his thoughts on Muslims and immigration are more progressive ...

Pennywise would make a better president. “Yes, I may be an intergalactic spider from space that subsists on a diet of the souls of children, but even I understand the importance of maintaining a tentative diplomatic relationship with China to protect our economic interests on the world stage. This go it alone

How does this fucking moron get dressed in the morning?

BUT... EMAILS

This guy is like Trump. He plays the media and gets MILLIONS of dollars of free coverage by saying crazy shit. And the media just keeps playing along because it gets them clicks and views. Sad!

Right! Someone like that comes along, you elect him PRESIDENT!

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

I really don’t get it. Nothing Trump promised was actually legit. Clinton didn’t do anything illegal. What could anyone have done to her? Even the FBI exonerated her (albeit with bullshit investigations and even too late). Are they really that shocked?! Can they be so dumb?

Look on the bright side, maybe they’ll keep him!

No Buffalo Bills fan has ever had a physique like that.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

appears to urge him to, “Suck my dick!”

A few years ago, we saw her live doing Wishful Drinking on Broadway. Two things about the wonderful performance: we sat in the front row and were anointed with glitter by Fisher; as we were leaving, some uptight old broad from the UES kept saying, loudly, “Oh, she was so beautiful—what happened? Why did she let

Baldwin’s reaction is like that republican lady who got all mad at Ana Navarro for saying pussy on the news when she was quoting Donald Trump - same misdirection, same reduction of the word to the single, most recent instance of it’s use while blatantly ignoring the referenced, and far more significant, use.

This week

While we may not have any hard proof (YET), there is a 0% chance Steve Bannon has never said nigger.

Exactly. The whole notion of “respecting the office, not the man” is based on convention and tradition but this whole election him and his buddy blatantly ignored that convention and tradition whenever it suited them. Releasing tax returns? Agreeing to put holdings in blind trust? Not having government agencies try to