“A LOT OF PEOPLE BEEN ASKING ME WHY MY VOICE BEEPS ALL THE F*CKIN TIME. THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITH A DIGITAL CENSOR SO I CAN’T SAY STUFF LIKE SH*T, C*CK, OR P*SSY F*CKIN’ D*CKBALLS! THATS HALF MY F*CKIN’ VOCABULARY, IT’S GODDAMN BULLSH*T!”

Not quite sure where all the “same old re-release” negativity is coming from. These are definitely fully-featured remasters built using the same engine as Sonic Mania and the Sonic CD remaster.

I’m not a fan of how the season pass DLC doesn’t seem like it will be as expansive as past Borderlands games DLC. Yet Gearbox is still charging the same price. I guess I’ll just have to wait and see before I make any purchase decisions.

Come back to this article in two days and you’ll look *quite the fool*

I can practically see the amphetamines dripping off this comment.  Well done.

It’s a lot like the flash based games I used to play at Newgrounds about 20 years ago. Except most of the games are monitized.

“The last thing I want, as a mom, is for my past to be brought up twenty years later. ”

I am 100% behind more Karen Gillan in ANYTHING.

Well, I think Tucker definitely should.

They’ll cut out the police firing rockets into crowds because of police brutality.

it’s just an excuse to jack it in the open in front of other dudes.  it’s homoerot...er...HOMEOpathic therapy!  

As much as I love their hit single Unskinny Bop, Poison is not in the game. They do have Mr. Big though.

I hope so too.

“Stick your dick in the microwave” is the simplest directive.

That...is actually not a bad idea.

Karen Gillan as Blaze!

NOoooo! Final Fight needed to made first! We need Hagar to wrestle needle throwing junkies and pipe wielding gangers in the 1980s!

And if that's true, see an endocrinologist. Don't stick your dick in a Chernobyl box. 

Ahhh the boys version of this nonsense has come around now... so testosterone, much manly...

Admit it. You’re secretly happy because the value of your Viper goes up every time some ass hat does this.