But not before President Musk gets his gluttonesque 54B payday and liquidate all his Tesla stock while it is still grossly over inflated. Then they can kill the electric car again.

This article definitely reminded me of a long-ago song from church, which for whatever reason I still remember perfectly well today (decades later). Based upon the same verses, it begins:

I was trying to navigate across 2 lanes of traffic onto an offramp in a 1997 Toyota Camry at about 40 MPH and did not notice a lane divider:

                       <—————- YEE YAW!
_____________ /`````````\ _____________

The car jumped the divider and landed and kept going, again as you said, no damage whatsover.

What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs

Came here to say this.

Did this once, my crap 88 subaru didn't care. Even with a flat tire from jumping the curb I didn't notice. Bang the rim back round and boom fixed for $0.

Didn’t some high school kids get killed in one over Thanksgiving? 

Back in the early 90's, out with some HS friends, I pulled a bit quickly into a 7/11 parking lot and aimed for a back corner spot. What I did not see was a peninsula sidewalk sticking into the middle of the parking lot, which I hit at speed and square and fully ramped our 1989 Camry right over the 5' width of it! One…

Unfortunately three high school kids around here (Piedmont in SF Bay Area) died in a Cybertruck a few weeks ago. They were trapped in the wreck and it caught fire. A fourth occupant was dragged out and barely survived. Police haven’t said whether alcohol was a factor but they did say “speed was a factor” and the…

“Uh yeah, hello airplanes? It's blimps. You win!"

Wait, wait, wait... Wouldn’t you want to AVOID Burger King if you have IBS?

There’s already been a few folks who’ve died in their cybertrucks

Did you make it in time?

You get a star for your post.  I wish I could give an extra several thousand stars for just the first paragraph.

These dipshits are competing over who broke their subframe first and I’m 100% here for it.

um... this speaks volumes.

Those are called cleco pins. They are essentially temporary removable rivets that you use before a body panel is permanently fixed in place (either welded, rivited, or bonded as the case may be). Very useful when you are working out fitment of body panels. They are not intended to permanently affix panels and the…

I’m out on the street, that’s where we were supposed to meet.  

https://www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-cybertruck-immediately-dies-canadian-winter-owner-bricks-truck-trying-use-defroster

Roundabout? This must be the work of an enemy Stand!