It didn’t look like a Nazi salute. It WAS a Nazi salute. Bro clicked his heels and thumped his chest first, then he turned around and heiled the flag. Anyone still pretending this was some awkward wave or “miming throwing his heart to the audience” is engaging in knowing denialism and deserves to be shamed from public…

It’s not German for the interior; it’s more like Bentley. It’s not Bentley, of course, but the kind of inspiration is more Bentley or Rolls-Royce than Audi or Volkswagen.

TECHNICALLY you have no constitutional right to travel by road or rail. You have an ill-defined right to liberty, but the government is not required to facilitate that liberty in a physical sense. If Donald Trump wanted, he could rip up every federal highway to Las Vegas and leave all the tourists to die in a gridlock…

You could probably make a weak argument that New York’s toll system interferes with access to interstate highways. Indeed, this is the reason only part of Manhattan is impacted, permitting continued non-toll traffic through bypass areas that are actually equipped to handle it. Of course the last New Jersey…

For some context here: New York also previously offered to integrate their subway system with New Jersey’s, and New Jersey refused to do that too, which is why you have to take one metro from New Jersey to New York, cross a big ass lobby, then use a different pass to board another metro. Or you can do the same thing…

Besides, you can probably just fix everything with Jetta parts. It’s basically a Volkswagen Jetta, right?

Being a leftist doesn’t mean being a mindless bleeding-heart. There’s plenty of people out there who don’t deserve a shred of compassion or sympathy, and whose confused cries of betrayal in the coming months will be the only bitter solace to those of us who know how the world works. I don’t think that necessarily…

That’ll show those crooks for being in (checks notes) Donald Trump’s US, Canada, and Mexico Trade Agreement!

I was kind of thinking a bridge. But train ferries are definitely a thing, and in fact already existed 40 years before this monstrosity.

If only there were already some way for normal trains to go over water

I mean, Chuck Tingle knowingly writes ridiculous trash for the entertainment of himself and other weirdo nerds; he’s always been very up front about that. AO3 is a bunch of creepers stealing other people’s IPs to write smut that would be deeply illegal if we extended the same rules to writing that we do to visual art.

> Be me, retiree with 2 quarters to rub together
> Treat myself to performance Audi SUV
> Feelsgoodman
> Take it to the track to really feel the speed
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> Immediately get called a friend by some kids in a Subaru
> Only one employee there, looks at me all funny
“Anon, are you sure you want to go on the…

Ah yes, Archive of our Own, the 4Chan to Fanfiction.net’s Something Awful forums. Both in that it’s the less commercial, fan-maintained version and also where all the really dangerous deviants went when the old site cracked down on their paraphilias. 

I mean, I’m shocked the article doesn’t say this, but

To be fair and balanced, Clinton ALSO failed at tariffs.

Republicans are - I think the term is “showing their asses?” - on this Tariff thing. Tariffs represent everything they’ve spent the last decade decrying:

I’m kind of surprised because I would have assumed a 737 could just drive right over a coyote without anyone even noticing. They are not large animals.

You know, it shows amazing restraint that the government of California doesn’t just sue these folks for defamation. It’s a pretty airtight case, right? Typically the government as an entity can’t be defamed, but you could pretty clearly outline harm to individual employees.

Oh man an attractive woman in a nice car? She must make porn, it’s the only plausible explanation. It’s like how Eagles song Take it Easy is about a dude meeting a girl who does porn. Or how Mustang Sally is about porn. Or how Fun Fun Fun is about porn. Or how Sesame Street and 60 minutes are porn. OH MY GOD IT’S ALL…

You can get just about the most top of the line gas challenger from the last generation they made for less than 50 grand. You may want an electric car, but do you twenty thousand dollars extra want an electric car? I sure don’t!