But now people who are rich, but not super rich, might need to walk sometimes! They might need to take the underground train-hole! They might see a poor! Won’t someone think of people who make more than $500,000 but less than $5,000,000 annually?

More body armor and MP5s for police!

I think it’s more “socialist Utopia COMPARED TO HERE.” Like yeah, Finland as a whole is virulently racist and full of weirdos with guns who lurk around in the woods reeking of hooch, but that’s regular Tuesday in the deep south, and at least in Finland they give you social grants when you have kids.

What are they supposed to do, conduct business ethically? Tell the unbiased truth? Represent their constituents? Nobody ever got rich doing all that stuff, unless doing it ruined their lives and they sued afterward.

Yeah, it doesn’t really look like EITHER car, it’s kind of just a new, different car. I wonder if they can do anything for the interior? Not that the inside of the crown is BAD, but it’s not quite as leather-swaddled as the Ferrari.

That car is trans now

It’s weird. For a long time Buick and Cadillac were sort of redundant mirror images, both aspiring to be comfy, aspirational road-boats for retirees. And now that Cadillac has flipped all the old people who used to save up for them the bird and aimed for the actual luxury market, you would think Buick would kind of…

Nice try LIEberals, but this article has been fact checked by REAL DONALD TRUMP PATRIOTS! Here are the real ingredients:

In the late 2010s, the Left had a rare spate of luck in stealing jargon from the alt-right and abusing it to honk them off. Would it be too metatextual to say we cucked them? We totally cucked them. We cucked them until they seethed and coped and malded because they are betas and we have that sigma grindset.

I assume the reason even the most entry level cars in Cyberpunk have crazy doors and wild aero is that it’s more stuff the driver can break, and pay to fix. Night City is all about making that bag!

Don’t forget that Amazon owns patents on a system where employees need to wear IFF vests to avoid being trampled by robots, as well as a real-life wage cage:

Big Japanese companies spinning up towns is nothing new. The best known of these is probably the city Mitsubishi set up on Hashima to exploit ocean floor coal, which was subsequently left abandoned as Japan transitioned to oil.

The Outlaw is PEAK. Once I got that, I never used the other cars again.

So when this dumb thing inevitably collapses, entombing a bunch of drunk partygoers in burning steel coffins under a thousand tons of sand, how much of my taxes will go to fixing it and paying off the liabilities of everyone involved?

Honda’s Vision N 74 remains cool, but that’s a highly modernized take on the formula.

If he can get Donald Trump to have an affair with Hulk Hogan, he’ll basically own America.

The price is good, but that is not very high mileage. The internet informs me the average American driver puts down about 14,000 miles a year.

That’s brutal. But I’m also kind of surprised that part is just a chunk of plastic. On my poor person cars, the caps on the mirror housing are metal too.

So if you do a bunch of dumb bullshit that a truck isn’t designed to do, it breaks. And on that bombshell...