My hot take is that conservatives don’t want to act on crowd-rammings because it’s also THEIR preferred method of domestic terrorism. It’s like how mass shootings don’t change red minds on gun control, because they also want to be able to commit mass shootings.

Maybe if more New Yorkers have to walk around New York, it’ll change some minds about their “no public restrooms or rodent control” policies.

This you bro

No this is bullshit.

Cognitive dissonance can be a powerful stressor to individuals who never learned to deal with it. Maybe this dude did love Trump, maybe he did (performatively) love America, maybe he realized all his patriotism wasn’t accomplishing the things he wanted in the world or was even detrimental to them. Maybe he couldn’t…

That’s because there is very little underlying logic to be had. These are evolving slang terms originating from very niche internet subcultures made up largely of misanthropic recluses - it’s probably not worth integrating them into the broader lexicon, and Gaetz using them as he is demonstrates where his head is at.

I’m sorry I know this, BUT

I guess the Prowler is cool and all, but man, factoring inflation that’s an $84,000 car. No wonder they could barely move the things.

Getting pretty tired of adorable tiny monkeys running drug operations

If I’m going to buy a weird, questionably successful, decade old sport coupe that costs suspiciously little and will probably bankrupt me to keep running, I’m still going to get an XLR. Nice price but no dice!

I’m sure Elon’s cottage has a nice chair by the door Donny from Queens can sit in when the Trumps come over

18 years in special forces and the best bro could do is pack his truck like a hillbilly going to a cookout then explode himself? Tim McVeigh didn’t even pass selection, and he built his own Daisy Cutter at home.

Other sources have confirmed the driver WAS the fatality, although I guess that could be an assumption. The explosion is pretty puny so it seems way more likely that the occupant would die than anyone else.

The “Bear Attack” scam is probably my favorite news of 2024 in ANY category. I mean, LOOK AT IT:

I mean, I like everything the article has to say about the car, and I think the tidiness of the work really helps what is otherwise an unremarkable body, but is it really worth the price? I feel like if I were explaining this car to, say, my wife, I’d sound like a Corvette guy: “Oh yeah this isn’t just a Mustang it’s…

I wish the news would stop making such a big deal about phosphogypsum being radioactive. Radon is a largely exaggerated threat and meaningless out in the open, and properly distributed through the pavement, the level of radiation will be negligibly different from background. It’s actually a really clever way to…

This lady rules so hard

Don’t worry, Putin and MBS will tell him how to feel about it once he’s in office.

I mean, you can do all of those things now, you just can’t TELL the person. Welcome to at will employment.