He’s so busy stealing other dude’s women he hasn’t had time to swim through a pile of pills like Scrooge McDuck in a while.

Control is great, but all the air went out of it in the DLC. They clearly phoned those in, presumably for purely contractual reasons. One thing Control definitely convinced me of is that Remedy could make a killer remake of Hybrid Heaven. I’d love to see their take on a secret agent with drug-induced amnesia disguised…

The... Brotherhood? Like, THE brotherhood?

Also this car has an aluminum frame that is partially glued, so while it may look okay overall, it’s probably riddled with irreparable cracks and separated structural members.

I don’t want a remake, Chrono Trigger is already perfect. I want a sequel or gameplay-identical sister game that isn’t confusing edgelord tripe.

Isn’t the real antisemitism attesting that committing genocide is a necessary and intrinsic part of a Jewish state? Or are you just stupid?

I have some bad news for you about Canada’s history of tolerance, human rights, and racial egalitarianism

5, by a huge margin

With the Unimog, you don’t go to jail for changing your oil. So there’s that.

I mean, you still can’t just go buy a Cybertruck yet, right? They’re only delivering pre-orders via an ill-defined, extremely uncontrolled production line in existing facilities that are still making other cars, right?

The year is 2027. It is time for lunch. I rent 30 minutes of operating time from my car and drive down the tier-2 highway for individuals with revoked birthright citizenship to Wendys. The drive-through AI informs me that due to a boom in people eating, my son of Baconator meal will be thirty-five dollars. I try to…

So (deep breath) the Illuminati used candy to lure children to a desolate warehouse?

I’m Big Solid Collie

Oh good, now Zoomers can experience the joy of idling for hats.

That’s a good looking McLaren

Barbie just completely disintegrates if you think about it as having any hard rules. So how you play with Barbie governs how her body works in Barbie World, but how Barbie land works governs the toys for sale in our world? But by that logic, if you deface Barbie in some way, wouldn’t the factories automatically begin…

I think you can get the entire Port Royale franchise for a dollar and some pop tabs now

You can’t steal ships.

This seems like a good deal? Jags don’t disintegrate as fast as they USED to, right?