Tyler Perry’s Madea Vs. Terminator, calling it now

It’s disingenuous to call these cars EVs, if it has a fuel engine it’s a hybrid. But these are GOOD hybrids, in that making the power train entirely electric lets you run the fuel engine at its most efficient at all times, regardless of load. Like the Fiskar Karma, before they ruined it, or the BMW i8 which holy cow,…

Al Queda received large amounts of funding from the Saudi public, who saw them as an ideal tool for harming their other middle eastern rivals. To what extent the Saudi government is complicit is unknown, but since the Saudi dictator’s staff made a 9/11 threat to the prime minister of Canada on Twitter, we can assume…

I would totally eat Zuck, he looks very lean and fibrous, like a deer or a wild goat. I bet he has an herby, fruity flavor from eating lots of juniper berries and moss.

The fact that everything below his head is a totally different shape in every photo suggests that he’s probably on a very inconsistent high-risk regime of diets and diet drugs. We already know he’s part of the broad population of celebs abusing diabetes medication; I would guess many other drugs - and the attendant…

Lex Luthor has yet to steal 40 cakes on film - and that’s terrible.

Abbot and Costello Meet Ghidora the Three Musketeers

Finally some based policing

TSBHITG is also visually stunning.

“In the faaaaaaace! Not the arm, not the leg, in the face! I want it! I need it! Shooooot me innnnn the faaaaaaaaaaaace come on come come on!”

Unpopular opinion: Turner D Century is based AF

To get a sense of KISS’s impact, you don’t need a list of their best songs or albums

Welcome to capitalism. Would you believe me if I told you that the bulk of CPUs in your computer are the same die, with cheaper models just being downgraded, or parts that didn’t pass testing with the damaged areas disabled? This isn’t even new in cars. For ages, all you’ve needed to get satnav in a Mazda is the…

“Dry kinetically” suggests tying your phone to a rope and swinging it in a big circle for a few minutes and now I’m curious if that would work.

Another reason everyone should own a dehydrator.

If I could reboot any franchise, I would reboot one that wasn’t very successful and isn’t very well remembered, like Michael Bay did with Clonus. In fact I wouldn’t even do a reboot, I’d grab an old movie with lots of potential, clean it up and do new special effects. I guess what I’m getting at is that I want a Star…

You know, a lot of prestige food brands hire their own stockers just to avoid this. You’ve probably seen this at the grocery in the chip aisle - almost all Frito Lay products are stocked by the same team that delivers them. This makes sense - these are VERY high volume products, with a lot of brand recognition, so why…

NOTICE ME JIMMY

I think this really needed to be a movie cast with unknowns. The cast of Borderlands is sufficiently aesthetically divorced from reality that you could cast almost anyone; they took the bizarre course of stuffing this with big names when they could have grabbed a bunch of oddball kids and just gone crazy with it.

Arm the cars. Robot wars, but it’s racing.