The only thing I can think of is that, if they really wanted to capture the drone, knocking it down (with dumped fuel or direct interference) is probably the only means at their disposal. Shooting it would just destroy it completely because the SU 27 fires high explosive bullets, and firing a missile at it with the…

Straight shirt-dickin’ it

So vapey you can faintly hear tracks from Floral Shoppe when you get close to it

Oh yeah no it’s 100% a grift. 

Star Citizen—a video game first announced when Gangnam Style was top of the charts—is sometimes unfairly labelled as vapourware.

Sure, you guys feel bad about these games, but no mention of my personal project: Milky Waifu Gachapon: Waifu Milk Farm Idle RPG Simulator. Do you know how many waifu farmers are going to lose their waifu dairies when I have to take the servers down? I never even got to release the MTX Super Breast Summer Fun Beach…

You’re making the generous assumption the pilot MEANT to collide with the drone.

I refuse to accept this is real. Someone is taking the piss. They’re having a laugh. They are stealing the entire mickey.

Some unfortunate aspects of Lucid’s design return, like the contrast stitching running across the dash behind the gauge screen. It shows up in the windshield reflection and is super annoying and distracting.

We can’t build a real lightsaber yet, but we can build a Gundam Heat Rod.

So like, the Children of the Watch were somehow responsible for Mandalore getting fusion bombed as a ploy to get rid of the other, more reasonable factions, right? To me the fact that they lived on a moon, even though they’re OBSESSED with the planet, kind of cements that. I’m guessing they somehow helped the Empire…

They tried to erect a seasonal candy empire, but when they pulled a boner they were impotent to stop their customers’ thrusts of mockery.

Vending machines are small now, but back in the 50s they filled up a whole room and you walked around inside them. It’s basically like computers.

We had a hot soup machine at our local college when I was a kid, but it dispensed into a cup like a hot coffee vending machine. I think it was in the hockey rink. It had chicken noodle and barley beef; the flavors were fine but the noodles were always super mushy. I feel like it might just have been Campbells?

STALKER rules. The original is a mess of Eurojank with several soft-locks, but there’s a remaster that’s mostly fine. There’s also two followups that are quite good, though not as exciting as the first one. Clear Sky and Call of Pripyat seek to amp up the sense of the game being a living ecosystem with different…

I mean, if they didn’t want Dodge to make a new model year, they shouldn’t have bought the previous model year and demonstrated its viability. They really only have themselves to blame.

Speaking for myself, I think we should herd all the sovcits into one big compound and give ‘em the old Janet Reno special. Just me.

Price is not out of line. Just keep in mind that this car WILL attempt to murder you if you try anything remotely exciting with it. But that’s part of the appeal!

Not to be confused with Metal Marines, a not especially good RTS that had a not really better SNES port.