Crash is a literal assault on common sense and I am BEWILDERED at how well it was received. It’s also weird how, in a movie about how everyone is a virulant racist, for some reason none of the Latin people are racist. Why does everyone else get to be racist but not them? THAT’S RACIST! Also at the end the cop who…

I’m genuinely curious what part of Forrest Gump is racist. Like, I want to take this as a good-faith complaint but honestly nothing about it sticks out to me that way.

This invariably happens when you let individual counties or communities run sections of a state project. If you can’t ram it through like a Simcity god-mayor, just don’t try.

Bonus 3: Assault Suit Leynos 2, the 32 bit sequel to Cybernator/Assault Suits Valken (which was a prequel to the first Assault Suit Leynos on the Genesis).

Bonus 2: Cybernator cybernating other cybernators on a blimp (?).

Bonus 1: The protagonist of Gun Hazard visits city hall

The SNES was weirdly full of games like this. Lucasarts and Konami had Metal Warriors, a mech game with heavy puzzle elements, destroyable environments, and surprisingly good PVP in which the player was a foot soldier with a jetpack who could commandeer various mechs to fight in. Of particular note to Titanfall buffs…

I dispute your claim that drunk fungus monsters aren’t hazardous.

Right. And it’s a valid term, but it’s really not what people today mean when they say “I’m a liberal.” It’s like if I were a minister and my congregation was small and insular, so I proclaimed “okay folks, we need to be more catholic with our church.” Catholicism is technically a populist approach to religious…

I think a lot of people have always been closeted monsters, social media just gave them a way to realize there were other people with the same views and network with those people. It’s like Furries, only instead of awkward gay nerds making animal noises at each other, it’s our grandparents taking a shit in Nancy…

Or failing that, if you play a baddie, your own Harry who grows increasingly desperate to thwart your ascent to Dark Lord status

The term “South Park Republican” refers to moderate conservatives who dismiss challenges to the status quo not through reactionary politics but through the assertion that any extreme institutional change or deviation from the norm is rooted in ignorance or personal failing. If you ever met anyone who brushes off a…

Prepare for a heaping helping of frequency illusion now that you know; net-pinkos screaming about liberals are eeeeeeeeeverywhere and up till now you’ve probably assumed they were actually enraged conservatives. Although to be fair, the distinction between a tankie and a fashie is pretty thin - it’s really just a…

So it’s like a game where you play as Jefferson Davis fighting John Brown for the good of African Americans got it

It’s become vogue lately for self-proclaimed radical leftists to differentiate themselves from “classical liberals” by which they mean economic liberals in the post-mercantile industrial revolution sense, not social liberals. It’s a pointless identarian game of word hopscotch that really does nothing to elevate the…

Say what you will about the Shadow of Mordor games - and there are a lot of problems with them - but the first time you’re sneaking around somewhere and suddenly the camera smash-cuts to a scarred up orc covered with spikes calling you out like Hulk Hogan while his goons pour past him, it’s a hell of a moment. It…

You know, I know what Elon ACTUALLY sounds like, but when I imagine him talking I always just think of Tommy from The Room.

Well that doesn’t sound like what I was saying at all! This Smirking Revenge fellow must be confused.

Right? I want one so bad! Look how happy this dude looks!

I don’t know what a “gamergate” is, can you explain it to me?