I’m sure at this very moment Randy Pitchford is scribbling a doodle of a female psycho riding a cyborg dinosaur with a note next to her reading “make boss look like Denise Richards”

ME: “Dang, my ears are all gross I need a q tip.”

Eh, it’s been done.

I get that Saabs are cool cars by virtue of their premature end, bricklike reliability, and responsive performance, but this is charging basically original price for an old car that’s been messed with a good deal. This also isn’t a crazy hard car to get, so no dice.

Remember when Christopher Eccleston, the villain of 28 Days Later quit Doctor Who after one season to avoid being typecast, then immediately starred as Destro in the GI Joe movie? This type of lateral move by actors feeling out their careers is not uncommon. It’s not even always a bad thing - it gave us Spoils of…

Both have soundtracks that slap

Same. Dang, why did so many teachers show kids CP in junior high?

What about movies where some of the killer dolls are demonically possessed by a Nazi curse and some of them are just Tim Thomerson who comes from a planet where everyone is pint sized though

When will we learn that Rally drivers should not drive non-car vehicles?

I’m legitimately not aware of a video game that addresses the political relationship between governance and policing. Like, most city sims let you decide whether to manage crime through education, law enforcement, or imprisonment (Cities Skylines, where you don’t HAVE to build the prison if you really work at it comes…

I am perhaps one of the vilest anti-wealth pinko sour-grapers you will ever meet, but I gotta confess: I think Rolls Royces totally rule. If I could afford a Ghost - any really, not just this one - I would totally get it.

The military-entertainment complex is pushing it really hard because they want that Iran Quagmussy so bad

I don’t disagree, but I think it’s worth noting that we tend to attribute stuff like the legality of stop-and-frisk to the police. Just to reinforce: the police don’t make laws, and their exercise of power for the sake of simply exercising power isn’t an end only to the police, but to the government they serve. I…

Yeah that’s some good physical language for real

One could argue that a police game that forces you to play by the rules is modeling how police work should be, and is therefore good. I’ve always contended that if I made a police procedural, it would be exhaustive in showing and explaining the rules, paperwork, and procedure in correct policing, and why it’s…

Being as there is already more pornography on the internet than any human could ever consume in a lifetime, I can only assume the point of training computers to make more on demand is to produce material so depraved and evil no person will, or can, produce it on commission.

Obviously Mutt tried to eat someone in the woods, and after a lengthy fight, they chopped his head off.

I mean, if the Rock wants to fight Cavill, there is a role he’d be perfect for

Good thing this is a one-off, Alfa almost sold a cool car again by accident

Aren’t there, like, a lot of East and Central Asian immigrants with white British spouses in the UK? It’s gotta be just awesome to be a normal person in an interracial relationship and hear every famous commentator spend every day screaming about a foreign person of color marrying a prince.