I’m holding out for an open-world fully 3D Elona.

“Sure the Ford Fiesta really looks like a shoe, but it could look EVEN MORE LIKE A SHOE.”

Ascent was not the fabulous sci-fi Diablo Kotaku made it out to be for some reason, but it felt a LOT like Nox, which was good enough for me.

A while back I watched a very insightful youtube video in which the commenter hypothesized that movie monsters are all boringly identical because after years of monsters being people in lumpy suits, CG has now permitted all movie monsters to be spindly and skeletal. Video games have a simpler problem: we’ve been…

As a former Battlefield enthusiast, I can confirm this phenomenon effin’ sucks.

Is the social experience of Part 6 totally unchanged from parts 1-5 even though it was released in massive chunks by the Netflix binge model?

Trick article, all battle passes are disgusting. Although the pinnacle of awful monetization is still renting stuff in video games. I may be biased since that cost us a Generals/Zero Hour sequel.

Aren’t these the guys who used to operate out of an amusement park in Canada or something?

Now hear me out:

Dirt is more of a soft sim. You have to worry a lot about road surface and ride height and whatnot, and you choices of vehicle are heavily determined by the type of race.

If only the technology to move rapidly through tunnels underneath cities already existed, and had done for over a century. Sadly, hiring this one bald jackass to dig a single-lane road for exploding cars between two basements is the only option.

That’s highly unlikely. Unlike Hyperloop, the vacuum trains of the nineteenth century actually WORKED. Like, not WELL, but they definitely worked.

I don’t see the problem. Isn’t this exactly the kind of “free speech” Musk and his alt-right buddies are always talking about? The right to be a disgusting monster who loves evil, and tell everyone all about it?

The real question:

I love some gritty realism in (checks notes) Final Fantasy.

Well I mean

Rampant AIs that are capable of more than frothing insanity aren’t super common, so if Mr. Blue Eyes IS being run by one, it’s likely in the service of a company like Night Corp. Note however that your optics also fluoresce when you’re being remote operated by a regular program or another person, like the dolls at…

I haven’t been following the political side of this lendad, is Elon running for office too?

Heh, remember when this dude went bust and all the cryptobros were on here defending him and telling us not to make fun of a dude’s bad luck? Where did they get to? I want their hot take on how the dude who ripped off billions of dollars from his idiot clients turned out to be a closet Trumper!

One thing that kind of sucks is that the service personal assistance devices provide has a bad habit of degrading without much warning. For instance, you used to be able to cast youtube audio to google smart speakers. We got two specifically to do this for our kids. Then Google decided that no, if you want to do that…