I think what makes the Peralez story so compelling is that they legitimately seem like really decent people. You can even read about how, whenever they get “updated” they keep steering their campaign back toward appealing to everyday folks and their problems. Compared to Holt and and Lucious Rhyne, who are clearly…

You know what? I’ve come around, new money is the worst. Abolish all millionaires who aren’t steel tycoons descended from ancient Boston shipping families.

Does Just Cause have any female characters who aren’t like highly suspect middle-aged powerbrokers who make you do violent amoral stuff in exchange for motorcycles? The only characters I even remember TALKING to are your ex-boss and your brother in 3.

Boring, let me know when we can mail order MDMA

Being as almost all the action against this dude to date has come from the Bahamas, I’m compelled to give them the benefit of the doubt. Let’s not pretend he’d be in jail if he were in America.

You guys are making the highly charitable assumption that Democrats would fix this

This is a free market, we can speculate about any aspect of a product we want. If you choose to make your body or physical labor a product, that includes them as well.

“Lol,” Hideki Kamiya told interviewers. “Lmao.”

Meanwhile, I will address the apocalypse by building the experimentals from Supreme Commander. We’ll see how well their dumb megaprojects stand up to a thousand-ton robot spider covered with death rays.

Oh hey, the police, Union Pacific got robbed because they refused to pay security guards, and you solved their problems for them for free, good job somehow being union labor and scabs at the same time!

I structured that poorly. I’m sure most of the people being fired are Fine. Carvana themselves? Up to some shady stuff. They were deep into that weird hoarding-of-Texan-uncertified-titles thing, and there have been a few other articles on here about their other chicanery. 

Well I hardly think a company is going to tell the press they’re firing thousands of people because of all the harm they’ve done to themselves by committing white-collar crimes, right?

The vital question is, can I bar all male crew from the bridge? I demand bridge bunnies.

I’m at episode 5 of this show, and like... When does it get INTERESTING? I love the aesthetics, I dig the soundtrack, but my god, Andor is about as exciting as toast so far. 

Buying Suzuki and just churning out bare-bones compacts and offroaders with tesla powertrains shoved in would actually be a great move. A lot of motorheads who despise Tesla are nostalgic as hell for Suzuki, and it would let them deliver the cheapo cars they never managed to manifest from their own factories. You’d…

It’s never been their thing, remember when they ran a US office that actively competed with the parent company?

I look forward to Jezebel 3 years from now righteously lambasting news outlets for treating Pete’s schlong as a funny topic for public conversation. See also Lizzo’s weight, Pamala Anderson’s bust, etc.

“Oh no a Sega legend has been arrested for depraved stuff!”
“It was insider trading.”
“Oh, that tracks.”

I actually know a dude who has a previous gen 500e and LOVED it, so hopefully if this one is that much better, people give it a chance.