I have been fall-down drunk dozens of times and never once stalked women for fun. 

I mean, if they’re really sorry they could always pay their former employee the money they never forked over, right?

Exactly. Pretty much the only supercars that anyone actually drives more than 8 feet are Porsches, because they’re shockingly practical and Porsche treats their sales and production model like any other production car company, and Lamborghinis, because everyone who buys them is an incorrigible showoff.

I mean, nobody is actually going to DRIVE this.

I’m going to keep saying this until it happens: If you want a realistic, grounded Superman movie that isn’t a bunch of gray bullshit, just make a goddamn Secret Identity movie. Jesus. You could comfortably fit the whole story into 2 hours, it encapsulates everything great about Superman without the weight of the…

I mean, if this is all real then it’s awful but like

Don’t forget genocide and election tampering

Yeah this was probably easy for him to get away with because the business model for a woman being puppeted into softcore sex work by an abusive unseen spouse looks a LOT like the business model for any softcore sex worker. It doesn’t help that Twitch does nothing to protect people from their fans, let alone their…

Hahahahahahahahahaha

That would be altruism though

I imagine they have loads of Sarin, right? And that travels via artillery pretty well. We might just see some wartime funtime if they keep having to withdraw, yeah? And I think you can “get away” with chemical weapons in a way you can’t with nukes.

WMDs probably aren’t on the table. It’s unlikely Russia has the strategic capability to maintain MAD on an even basis, and tactical nukes wouldn’t be any better than thermobaric weapons which Russia already has. I suppose they could sneak a couple nukes in without people noticing, but not for long.

Waiting for the Russia-riders to pop on and explain how this is clearly a Ukranian false flag operation using drones that they stole from Russia while murdering orphans and selling crack to preschoolers

Sauron walking into Mordor like “wow what a shithole this fucking sucks Jesus”

I’d assume they did it because it’s a change that doesn’t alter much and still allows them to surprise the viewers. I doubt it’s a rights issue, they mention events from the Silmarillion and the titular gems themselves almost nonstop.

Somehow empowering and regressive at the same time

So which failed crowdfunding campaign does your sunk-cost stanning come from, broh

Technically the first James Bond film adaptation was an American TV Casino Royale film starring Barry Nelson as US agent “Jimmy Bond” (and Peter Lorre as Le Chiffre!).

Is he drunk IN THAT PHOTO Jesus

He’ll show us all when legendary conservative icon JFK comes out of hiding