Maybe Musk can put together a team of one-man submersibles to recover the Moskva’s fragment of the true cross, then he can launch it into space and ask for money for it

Got all excited because I thought it would be the Mars thing

So does this mean Kinja is gonna stop plugging CDKeys or what

I mean

Reminiscent of the stunt film promotions of the 50s and 60s, like how The Screaming Skull opens with the promise to bury any viewers who die of fear during the screening. Or Hammer’s Rasputin: The Mad Monk, where you got a free costume beard.

Goddamn I was sure he died

Genji was probably one of the most balanced heroes, why did they mess with him at all?

Moira is a more DPS-biased healer and probably the weakest healer at sustained healing - in fact to use her basic heal heavily, you need to damage enemies. You can’t crowd-dive with a Moira on your team like you can with a Mercy, and I imagine that’s MORE evident now that the game has decreased its TTK.

Incredible, I can’t tell which one was by a human and which was the AI!

It’s a pretty logical extension of identity politics - being fat can be a fundamental part of personhood, and therefore is beyond criticism and anyone engaging in criticism of their own fatness - say, a person with potential heart problems looking to trim to a safe weight - is guilty of hate against fat people who are…

I’m a big fan of the Pinto Cruising Wagon

Just 1300 for each row of car, nice!

It’s more like a worse Karma, or a really bad i3

I know this is usually something horny old racists say to attack modernity but like, you just can’t make Barbarella today

Virtual reality has always been stupid. It has never been cool. All these dumb boomers (and Zuck I guess) pushing for it have almost certainly never used it extensively, they just watched Johnny Mnemonic and thought “woah maybe people will pay money to use this internet?”

Otherwise go the Warzone route and matchmake by control input first, allowing PC controller players to play with console players seemlessly, their MKB controls disabled. And allow console players to use MKB and matchmake that way.

After you watch this, why not give yourself some severe mood whiplash?

What I’m learning from all of this is you can be a professional player doing poker on TV and there will be nobody on hand to stop two different dudes from robbing you

And Cassidy’s victory pose looks a lot more suggestive when he’s twirling the air instead of his pistol.

This is a great little car and I hate trashing it but... That’s a LOT of money for a LOT of red flags. Definitely get a CRX if you want one, just... Not this one.