Video cards aren’t getting too expensive; they’ve been too expensive for years. I don’t have the disposable income to just drop over a thousand on a card and, contrary to what people like to say online, I don’t think most other people do either.

Foolish Earth-Person, in the time it has taken you to ruin Star Wars and Terminator, we have ruined a dozen of our most beloved film franchises! Behold, Phlabnotz 7: Who Phlabbin That? has a box office loss of 7 gigadomes!

I know when stuff came out, the gist is more that at a certain age you start forgetting stuff you remember well is actually old; your well established memories seem more recent than they really are.

The Reboot Reboot was a big stinky re-toot, I had to put it on mute and pinch my snoot; the plot was so moot I couldn’t give a hoot; they made Megabyte a throwaway character instead of a big scary brute and took out Dot and her cute patoot; I hoped it would be good, but I said “oh shoot” and I wasn’t alone because…

Guys, Community came out 25 years ago now, Mad Men was 30. We need to move on. It’s just like how they drag out Star wars over and over, even though there hasn’t been a good one for 60 years. Make some new IPs for the young people already.

Imagine if enemy netrunners could do the stuff V can do. The game would basically be impossible.

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Speak for yourself. This is an intellectual’s pursuit.

Yeah, in the show it’s all “Look at this dude’s military grade body just totally outclass the protagonist’s off-the-shelf bits it’s not even fair” and in the game V is just kind of like “lmao headshot go brrt”

I especially like how the game keeps reminding you that it uses AI generated art. Because the point isn’t to make a good video game, it’s to push a technology that shills think will make them money. It’s like how Cryptobros keep making cartoons out of their NFTs, and those cartoons are inevitably ABOUT NFTs, as…

Well if Immortal is any indication, their promises that you can’t pay to win will turn out to be lies almost immediately so

That’s never a bad impulse, Grim Dawn rules. Have you tried Last Epoch yet?

It’s pretty wild that the game is all “hey do you want to spare this dude” and it’s like, of all the characters in the game you can kill or not, Smasher is perhaps the most flat-out irredeemably evil; he’s literally avoided cyberpsychosis because he has NO HUMANITY TO LOSE. And that’s before you even learn about all…

“mrspotatoes,” as she calls herself on the chat app, noted that going in, her husband was worried that people would “hate it” and “disregard it as not ‘real art,’” perhaps even “perceive it as low effort” on the same level as an “asset flip.”

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It’s hard to get excited for a Blizzard product nowadays, but damned if my primitive numbers-go-up lizard brain isn’t trying.

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Also by the time the movie takes place the Gbeto used guns, so having them leaping around with swords and spears seems like some kind of weird noble savage flex

Zotac is solid, or Diamond and Sapphire if you go AMD.