Soft times make soft men.

I absolutely hate the webcomic convention of writing little sound blips for actions that don’t make noise. If you can’t sell an action, draw it better, don’t just write “nod” on the panel and call it a day.

Tarted up old Hondas, the car of choice for adolescent shitbirds since 1984.

The problem here is that Portal 1 and 2 kind of explored the mechanics of Portal pretty much to their fullest. Sure, I’d play another mission pack with cute writing and zippy momentum puzzles, but I’m not sure how you expand further on the core systems. Of course you could add actual combat - basically make Half…

This is cool because I’ve been waiting for a long time for Portland hipsters to gentrify mobile gaming with a bunch of pretentious overpriced crap, very excited to bust this thing out at the coffee shop for exactly as long as it takes for an attractive girl to ask me what it is then put it away until further notice.

If you pick Blaze they shoot napalm! 

Agree to disagree, Poison rules.

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It’s a wagon, it’s rare, it’s newly restored. It’s a for real cool car. I dig how the hood schwoooops up over the shape of the grille, myself.

It’s ironic. Less Elon would almost certainly lead to Tesla delivering better vehicles in a timelier fashion, but the fact that they have any market penetration, let alone the vast investments that actually keep them afloat, are a result of his cult of personality.

I absolutely don’t get the love for History of Violence. I hear everyone talk about how great it is, and I feel like a crazy person. It’s especially weird because the comic it’s based on is absolutely full of the kind of weird fucked up stuff Cronenberg usually gravitates to, but the movie is a really milquetoast…

I kind of agree with this? Like, the unique bonus of Liquid Cooling (not building heat on critical hits) isn’t OP at all; the real issue is that it seemed to do WAY more than sheet damage. Like, enough to one-shot a lot of end-game enemies on sub-chaos difficulty.

Too bad nobody’s making chips to put them on :(

Nah I ran around trying to find its critical points until it tail whipped me straight to hell lol

“And then... I touched her boooooooob! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”

Good to know. I’m still salty because I ended a long run getting pwned by Barkenstein, but I’ll keep that in mind.

There are also a bunch of hidden things in this mode. So far I have located the following:

I mean, this is offroad in the same way an Outback or a Patriot are, right? As in, “oh man this campground path is in rude shape bois” or “oh dear there’s 20 feet of grass between the parking lot I’m in and the parking lot where I want to BE. I think that’s MOST crossovers and SUVs at this point outside obvious…

If I didn’t agree with the advice in the article, I would simply not follow it, rather than getting all mad.