Oh man, the robot gave her an abortion THEN killed her? MESSED UP!

Just what everyone wants from their games about child Final Fantasy characters palling around with Goofy and the cast of Toy Story, GRITTY REALISM

I’m glad they aren’t repeating the same gimmick. Curious if anything will come of the weird homeless guy (and the cult he appears to run?).

A friend of mine has a used BMW road bike. He took it from southern ohio to to the upper peninsula without trouble or discomfort.

If you thought the industry was hostile to journalists before, just wait until SNK starts inviting reviewers to their embassy in Turkey!

I didn’t mind Typhon himself, but it was super weird that they just whipped up this apparently very important dude out of nowhere then did a super weak job presenting him in the story, THEN made him a big reveal near the end. Like, if you didn’t bother hunting for the markers there’s an excellent chance you have no…

I drove my Pathfinder into a ditch, and not only could I reverse it right out, I let it sit overnight then drove it 140 miles the next day, and only fixed what turned out to be a smashed radiator tank a week later when the smell of burning coolant became unbearable.

So like... This is a rug pull, right? Maybe an accidental one, but same result.

I feel weird for saying this but... Good for these music dorks being a bunch of wholesome happy nerds instead of telling mean jokes and hitting each other. In a world of angry Will smiths hitting dudes, be a Doja Cat stuck in the can when they call her name.

“So they came to me and said ‘we’d like you to play a vampire.’ And I told them ‘you are aware that I am not actually a vampire?’ and they said ‘yes, what we want you to do is use your acting skills to portray the CHARACTER of a vampire.’ How did I know what to say? It was written down for me. How did I know whose…

Ironically large numbers of Russia’s real tanks are also being revoked!

...Just don’t pick stuff up? Like, greens become totally irrelevant by level 10 or so.

Me, a sad Toyota fan: Oh good, a new Matrix, do want.

It seems like crits in this game also override enemy armor/resists more effectively than in past installments. Goblins can be a bit of a challenge jump when you finish the opening mission, but they pop fast with a flurry of headshots.

It seems harsh to call Filipino teenagers trapped in a huge virtual axolotl MLM idiots but...

If it isn’t a tiny coffin for rich idiots, is it really a Lotus? Can’t deny it’s a handsome beast though, I hope the minimalist cyberpunk interior makes it through intact.

I want her to be my hot mom

I want her to stroke my head and give me good advice on stuff and tell me everything is going to be okay

Fast cars are good and comfortable cars are good, but if you can only have one of those things, a comfortable car is better.

Oof right in my Lapsussy