This is a gaming news site. A famous dude just did a gaming thing. If you want, like, REAL news, there are plenty of other outlets that have you covered.

So like, Cavill as Corvus Corax when?

And yes, I’m aware this is a right wing conspiracy thing, but fuck, if my dad were Castro that would be based as hell, Castro rules

Nice try, Musk; Trudeau’s pedigree comes from the opposite direction.

Freak injuries are a thing. Plenty of folks hit their head, run through the rest of the day normally, then die in their sleep.

I don’t know why anyone would absolutely hate the pathfinder, they’re great. Anyhow, since this dude doesn’t have a budget, I’m going to say buy an A-Class and drop the extra 2 grand for the AMG pack that gives you flappy paddles. It’s a little too underpowered to exactly be a sports sedan, but it’ll be nimble and…

Wasn’t there a trend in hot hatches for a couple years of putting hollow metal tubes that started behind the engine and ended just behind the dash, so you got extra go-noise inside the car? I think that’s since been replaced by “accoustic enhancement” or whatever they call the electronic equivilant.

I agree, but I don’t like that you have to lean on the Nomads like that. Like, I get the whole no-man-is-an-island lesson there, but it’s hard to not feel like all of them you get hurt or killed are kind of your fault.

I hate everything about this. And how does the mixing of cartoon characters and live action here somehow look worse than in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, a movie that is now old enough to buy its adult children medical marijuana?

My big problem with Judy is that romancing her and thereby getting her to stay in Night City is objectively her bad ending. Like, she’s so happy if she leaves, and honestly she is NOT cut out for life as the gang pimp girlfriend of a professional science-murderer.

I want to just be Meredith’s violent idiot side-piece, always pissing her off and embarrassing her in front of her posh business friends.

Oh my gosh a different list of words well this is basically as bad as the holocaust

Don’t try to put a sting on him - it’s none of your beeswax!

BEES. Rated R for graphic bees. Starring bees. Director Bees. Bees bees bees.

That looks way better executed though

This is a joke, right?

Uh right yeah, I hate Britney Spears, I’m just horny yes that’s it. Definitely not listening because I like the music. Nope.

Are there any Korean MMOs that AREN’T aggressively horny? At least these ladies all appear to be adults so, you know, better than Terra Online.

I mean the whole point of them is just “HEY SWARMS OF MINDLESS HUMANITY ARE THE REAL MONSTER!!!1!” Bludgeoning you over the head. Although it did occur to me that a good followup would be a movie about Japan’s quiet but pervasive prejudices toward immigrants. The humanoid Godzillas escape and start living all over…

Similarly, Age of Empires 2 fans and remake devs have spent literal decades getting the AI good enough to beat humans without cheat resources or preemptive knowledge of the map. Making an AI not just win, but understand how to win honestly, is a lot harder than it sounds.