but most importantly, how far can he punt a football?

while you’re doxxing former Deadspin commenters can you tell me what Iron Mike Gallego’s real name is, i need to ask him what rolex goes best with my porsche

If you wanted to go the track and field route, why didn’t you pick the 50k speedwalk, which (just like cross country skiing...) makes a marathon seem like a Sunday stroll?

what surprises me the most about this comment is that you did not create a kinja for the sole purpose of making it

A delightful and literal turn of phrase - dammit +1

Idiot. +1

I hate you.

I’ll believe Andrew Luck is healthy when I see him play, and maybe not even then