“My generation’s pop culture bullshit was real, man! This generation’s pop culture bullshit is just pop culture bullshit, man!”

hangin’ ten on some flavor waves

I totally pictured this:

Consent. It’s as simple as a cup of tea. Watch and learn, boys.

I honestly think human babies are some of the least-cute mammal babies. Sometimes I feel like a robot when people are like, “Oh, aren’t you the cutest thing!” to a baby and I’m like, excuse me, have you literally never seen a puppy?

Omg that sounds awful. I hope it’s resolved soon!

Oh, there’s more than one way to send a message via eggs:

I would rather have dental surgery that watch a Nicholas sparks movie. at least I would get drugs. I love gosling. I would pay to watch him butter toast. but I think sparkss is an over rated hack which was also the conclusion of mothers bookclub.

And when asked to do something, they invariably reply “It’s not my yob, mang”.

So is talking to pregnant women. If you don’t want to talk about boppies and diapers, change the subject or politely excuse yourself. Using that as an excuse for making gratuitous comments about a woman’s body would be laughable if it weren’t so fucking pathetic.

“The show depicts a brutal world where horrible things happen,”

I want sea foam/mint green hair so badly. I thought Kylie did it particularly well.

Yes, he tried to defend his reputation last month. Check at: http://styleangelique.blogspot.hu/2015/10/the-ca…

You assume he’s telling the truth. This douchebag was douchey enough to not only demand the “outrageous” tip be removed (note: if 20% looked “outrageous,” it was probably a pretty hefty bill. i.e. you can afford it, buddy.), but then to go write to some columnist to brag about stiffing a waiter. The pretentiousness…

it just doesn’t sound right

Except Ferrari guy. In the midst of all this evil-minded douchebaggery, Ferrari guy seems cheerful and benign.

we’re paid solely in permission to dress like 90s club kids and/or 60s housewives when hubby’s at work

Pizza guy, there at the bottom? That guy is my fucking hero.