Tom Yum- that dish detergent flavor might be cilantro/coriander, if you're one of those unfortunate white people who can't genetically process the taste. :(

2009 Nicki also unleashed her Monster verse, which remains one of the greatest feature in the aughts and established her actual talent. So, yeah. Like Iggy if you want to, but the rest of us are allowed to think she's trash.

Since my tale of how I flew to Canada to get laid failed to even get me out of the greys last week, I'm going to tell you EXACTLY how my Canadian beau broke up with me when I got there. It's pretty raunchy and I apologize in advance.

And, a good number of people who said they were straight at age 11 or 12 are going to turn out to be gay or bi later. I'm not sure what your point is.

Yeah, they are wonderful. But I think to a lot of people they register as creepy-crawlies. SO MISUNDERSTOOD, THE NOBLE OCTOPUS.

Gross balloons? For shame, Mark. How can you describe the miracle of life and adorable baby cephalopods this way? Next you'll be discussing puppies and kittens as "disgusting hair-balls."

I KNEW WHAT THEY were right off and was already dying bc of their cute lil face things and just how cute they are.

IM SCREAMING SO FUCKING LOUD IN MY HEAD. IN A GOOD WAY OMG BABIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIL BABIES~

I think they're lovely! But I love octopi with all my heart. They are so smart and strange!

!!!

Cute!

Check yourself, Mark. Octopi are ADORABLE. They're also incredibly intelligent and they will one day be kind rulers once they've enslaved humanity... I mean... uh... YOU SAW NOTHING, HUMAN!

Yep. It's a shame people can't get over the fact that runway shows are exactly that. A show. Yes, the makeup or styling can be strange. *rubs forehead*

Former 90's goth obligatory post:

Oh, a shiba owner.

Can they do Team Rocket next? Jessie and James were always the most fabulous cartoon villains of my youth.

Prepare for trouble, indeed.

Shit's kawaii as fuck.