It does look like what Derrick Barry wore on most challenges during Rupaul’s drag race.

Excuse me, reheated Fiesta lime chicken is not “peasant gutter”.

It would have made a lot more sense within the parameters of the new universe to “set themselves apart” by making Spock the Captain and Kirk his first officer. Spock is probably an even more iconic figure in the general public’s eye than Kirk, so why not make him the franchise lead? Because blockbusters must always…

Oddly enough, I was talking last night about the type of blue eyes which run on my father’s side, and which I do not have. I described them this way, “She has those eyes like Uncle Jimmy has, you know, like, prairie blue? Like she’s been looking at the sun too long, or watching for snipers. Really light blue.…

Actually our prisons are full up of people who use and sell small quantities of pot. There’s no room for violent assholes like this.

Are you seriously kidding me? You know Joann’s sells dress forms that adjust in size and even have plus size ones. And they are cheap.

Well, as someone who stopped shaving, I’m pretty sick of everyone telling me I’m unhygenic/gross/ugly/smelly and lazy because I have hair. I’m also tired of seeing dudes (who probably wouldn’t go down anyway) claim any hair on a woman is the reason they won’t eat her out.

Yeah he cleaned the whole house.

Middle-schoolers are not performing for sold-out stadiums, so...

me when im stoned and trying to be sassy to disguise the booming sound of me stomping my flat-footed ass through my apartment

“She said she doesn’t receive public assistance right now, but even if she did, it shouldn’t matter.

Nobody is making all of feminism all about Kim Kardashian or Amber Rose. But to have people that prominent pushing sex- and body-positivity is, I think, a fucking first for American culture and a net positive for feminism.

Yep. You nailed it. Kanye said the most disgusting things right after Kim’s sister Khloe slut shamed Amber Rose relentlessly. That wasn’t that long ago. Kanye is still slapping the mic out of Taylor’s hands. Kim is only empowering herself and she can only do it by posting old photos of her old body. They’re all a…

Seriously, and a D is not that goddamn big. I’m a size 16 and an H cup. I cannot buy bras anywhere except expensive stupid websites, old lady lingerie stores and ugly sale bras at Nordstrom Rack. LIFE IS SUFFERING.

They project all of their “I can’t think about the negative qualities I have because it hurts my fragile ego” attributes on us, don’t they?

How to Make Home Made Reese’s presented by BrianD

Ingredients:
1 cup of butter
1 pound(yes) of powdered sugar
16 oz of peanut butter (preferably Adams Natural crunch peanut butter)
1 packet of graham crackers
1 bag of chocolate chips (go fancy here peeeeeeple)

start with the graham crackers. you need to fucking crush these…

That objectively is the right way to eat Kit Kats, though.

We shouldn’t compare men to dogs; dogs listen, men don’t.

But here’s the thing: depression doesn’t give a shit about any of that. Depression isn’t reasonable. Depression doesn’t want you to share your feelings, because that would make them real. And if you did share your feelings, depression would sink even further in by making you feel guilty for bringing other people down.…