Can I use the bottled stuff, or does it have to be straight from the tap?

Bull semen straight from the tap.

¿Dónde está la biblioteca?

spoiler alter… What kind of girl is this? Its a whiney, entitled, out of touch douche. That's what kind of girl it is.

Yeah, doesn't make me want to read it. In fact, makes me dislike her even more. Quite frankly, sounds like any other entitled kid complaining about life and how it was/is so unfair to them personally. Personally, I just don't know why anyone even gives two craps about her overrated show or thoughts. She is about as…

I am so sick of hearing about this slag. She treats everyone around her like shit and has since her pre-fame days. I refuse to let this walking personality disorder be the standard-bearer for my industry or my feminism.

I imagine reading this book would not be unlike the South Park tale of Scroty McBoogerballs, where the reader can only manage a few words before vomiting profusely.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

Next time I have an orgasm I really want to say, "Take 3 Satisfaction Tokens from the Intimacy Pool" but I'd just be talking to myself.

They should suspend him without pay.

If your BAC reads like an area code, you're gonna have a bad time.

.413 is like surgical anesthesia.

If only you had some kind of device with which you could check for the answer to this question... Some kind of interconnected global web of information...
Ah well. Guess you'll just have to blurt shit out.