The only honorable way to deal with a kaiju is the Dum Dum Dugan Method: shrink em down to punching size with Pym Particles and challenge them to fisticuffs.

I sincerely believe that Vince McMahon is some kind of high functioning, low-empathy corporate psychopath.  The kind of creature you hear theorized about when companies record record profits while conducting a mass layoff.  Watching his interviews over the years reveals a personality that hates being called to account…

A wizard did it.

Good that he said this, but he is more than a month and a half too late.

Part of the double-edged nature of the Internet is that it never forgets. Sure, this man may temporarily be famous and wealthy, but he will be dragged every step of the way, and then eventually succumb to some scandal, injury, or some combination of the above. He cannot escape that he is racist white trash, no matter…

What rhetoric? Are you fucking kidding? She’s pointing out basic objective facts and people are threatening to kill her. Who the fuck ungreyed you?

The goggles! They do nothing!

When you say Milla Jovivich gives the movie’s best performance that says it all...

I was thinking the same thing. One of the few examples a cat as a protector/guardian against physical threats; usually a role reserved for the beloved pooch.

Bob helped someone get clean and sober.

No General from “Cat’s Eye”? This list is BULLSHIT.

Americans donating to assist in the aftermath of the worst non-military mass shooting in history outside of the US. Nah. You want to help? Ban all the guns the US. Just like New Zealand will. Take them all away. That would be the most helpful thing America has done for itself and the world since Emancipation.

“Hello, this is Moleman in the Morning. Good Moleman to you.”

I need the biggest article on Hans Moleman you have.

No, that’s too big.

And in the end, sadly, there will be no epitaph or marker to herald his greatest contribution :(

YOU FOOLS! DO YOU REALLY THINK YOUR PUNY LITTLE MOVIE COULD EVER DO JUSTICE TO DR. DOOM!? DOOM REQUIRES THE FINESSE AND ARTISTIC FREEDOM THAT ONLY A COMIC BOOK PAGE COULD EVER ALLOW HIM TO PROPERLY EXPRESS THE GENIUS AND POWER OF DOOM! ALSO, DO YOU THINK HE WOULD EVER ALLOW SUCH A PROJECT TO BE COMPLETED WITHOUT HIS…

Because it would freak out all the squares, maaaaaaaaan!

I’m a bigger fan of his psychedelic cousin, Dr. Shroom.  Why doesn’t Marvel make a movie out of that?

Sounds like this project is...Doomed