First Class isn’t great, but the “Magneto: Nazi Hunter” stuff is gold. Wish they’d gone ahead with that as the full film.

Hot Take! Rebecca Romijn’s version of the character is definitive. She’s mean and sexy and dangerous and, you know, mysterious.

Does that explain why it looks like they put about 20 minutes of work into her Mystique makeup this time?

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to apply satin latex paint to the exterior of a house.

They call me two-coats, two-coats.

Yes! This is the movie about the exciting, competitive world of house painting that I’ve longed for!

You’re right. That opinion is unpopular.

I got a Community notice for this?

The Internet

If mean, if you’re going to be an old white guy fired from your TV job for doing something controversial, criticizing the NFL is probably the least horrifying thing you can do.

Mitt Romney was right! Corporations are people too, my friend!

Cue classic from webcomicname

Can the aliens hurry up and get here so they can wipe out humanity, please?

Taco Bell will pay for it!

Rick is clearly the overarching villain.

For real, though. The people who want to emulate Mad Men, Scarface, Wall Street, Rick and Morty, etc. completely miss the point of the characters they idolize and are often the furthest from what they think makes those characters cool.

Nah, these kids wish they were Jerries. At least Jerry has touched a woman before.

The FBI declined to investigate something that would implicate rich white men?!? No. Way.

Before the days of “reboot everything”, the big thing was “get Hanna Barbara to make a cartoon of it.”  

Since I’m positive we’ll get an embedded YouTube of the Laverne & Shirley intro once the extended write-thru posts, here’s the Wayne’s World version: