This.

The name Tim Allen is basically synonymous with Lenny Bruce. I mean, I don’t even know why we reference Lenny Bruce at all any more when we have Tim Allen. The only difference between the two is Lenny Bruce probably didn’t turn in his dealer to avoid jail time. 

Forgot to mention my favorite thing about Captain Sunshine’s super-team: their group secret identity as an action news team.

There is an alternate.

The good news is that many southern states are allowing guns in bars. So now there will be a drunk good guy with a gun to take out the drunk bad guy with a gun.

Racism kills: MLK said it best:

“...nabbing him at his parents’ home where he lives in the basement.”

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I’m reminded of Superman/Captain Marvel: First Thunder, where Superman finds out that Captain Marvel (or Shazam because of weird copyright issues) is a small child, confronts the wizard Shazam about the fact that he thrusted a child with that much power and responsibility, and then decides to become Billy’s mentor.

Holy shit. It actually looks...FUN?! It looks like a cross between Big and The Greatest American Hero, which is a good way to go about it. I don’t remember Freddie Freeman in the comics being someone Billy was friends with from the very beginning, but that’s a pretty smart move.  Now how will they handle Captain…

Don't ruin my joy(division).

That joke feels old. Like it’s been around since Holland, 1945.

Milk + hotel

It’s a Beige Alert!

We have a saying around here: “Get used to it, Hitler.”

One of the purest and most complete deaths there is.

You forgot “Death by Samson”