Donkey Kong kill screen coming up. Hey everyone, Donkey Kong kill screen. 

Brian Kuh is walking around the Twin Galaxies office...

That’s not your Spidey sense tingling is it?

Aunt Stormy said it was fine to watch this together.

Perhaps influenced by the recent popularity of sexposition, Altered Carbon goes all-in on the nudity and fucking, with nearly episode featuring some form of explicit sexual activity. This hits its nadir early on, when an encounter between Takeshi and Bancroft’s wife (Kristen Lehman, doing her best femme fatale) goes…

Can we please retire “All Along the Watchtower” from all trailers, movies, and TV shows? There are so, so many songs available, folks. Go find a new one. You’re also forbidden from using “Hallelujah,” “For What It’s Worth,” “Gimme Shelter,” literally anything by CCR, and any Motown song in any movie about group…

Correction- convicted cocaine dealing conservative.

[thoughtful grunt]

We should help them along their inevitable path to extinction by convincing the Chinese that their powdered remains are a potent aphrodisiac.

What’s the difference between a “Safe Space” and group therapy? Like, hasn’t Alcoholics Anonymous always been a safe space? Every time I hear someone complain about safe spaces, what they’re trying to convey is some sort of cultural problem they have with liberals, but what I always end up hearing is that therapy is…

[resigned grunt]

It worked on Galaxy Quest because all of the other characters hated his character.

He is making me hate that I loved Galaxy Quest.

I always thought Tim Allen sucked because he’s utterly lame and not funny, not because he’s a conservative.

My, how times have changed. If Superman had told Trump his secret identity then it would be all over Twitter within seconds.

Well he’s wildly unfunny and pretty goddamn racist.

From?

Grand Muff Tarkin.

<i>if you know what I mean.</i>