Plucky teens? Did you mean to post this on a Mazerunner review? Who is the plucky teen in this movie?

I think you have no idea what this movie is.

I’m not sure this is the right movie for this rant.

You could ask this about 90% of any scene from any movie or television show ever created. It’s a silly question to ask.

This is very Slate-y.

As someone elsewhere pointed out, girl-on-the-left uses her teeth as a shield and is a dirty rotten cheater:

I can’t tell you how devastated the Patriots organization must be now that you refuse to recognize their Super Bowl wins.

more like roger badell.