@The_Geb: This.

@Titch: I have no sympathy for the kid, but that question sucks balls, too. "Justin... uhh, Bieber, sorry, is German (pronounced jumen) for basketball, true or false"; seriously, if I were sitting there, I would've said "What the fuck did you just say?"

@BoscoH: Whole new meaning to "racks of servers"; well played, sir! Well played.

Et tu Gizmodo? It was clear as day when Jobs said that "The iPod touch outsells DS and PSP combined now", using the present tense, that he meant "current" sales––not sales-to-date.

@Wwhat: No, it's still the brain doing the interpretation. nothing gets physically "burned into" the retina.

Tag a Cat?

@hostile-17: And which one of those retailers get the virtual DoS attack on 3-4 specific days of the year when there's a product launch?

@Shadowlayer: Your response made no sense. I compared Steve's roll to a movie directors roll. A movie director often is not (1) the original author, nor (2) the script writer, nor (3) cinematographer, nor (4) music composer, nor (5) lighting engineer, nor (6) editor, etc. By your logic, a movie director "doesn't…

@Shadowlayer: Yes. In a similar way, movie directors really don't make movies, cuz the script is written by somebody else, the acting is done by other people, and the camera and sounds are operated by other people. The director just shouts at people to do this or that.

@RedHulkOnSilverSurfersBoard:

Ok, the best case that I've heard so far that, perhaps, I should switch to Android :-P

EPIC.

@vein11: Where is this non-phone Android machine that'll rival the iPod touch in its corner of the market? I'm genuinely curious to know, since I haven't heard of anything.

@quikboy: You can start by giving them one company, one product, that could become a rival to the iPod touch.

@Tim the Enchanter:

@ian.nai: "They're as expensive as a freaking fully functioning laptop. "

@Darth Meow 504: Your synapsis just proved my point. Gimmicky uses of sound and color by trashy movies (not to call Wizard of Oz trashy) did *not* stop color and sound, in the end, becoming standard parts of our movie experience.

Huh, and here I thought you were supposed to pour water on it to get it back to liquid ;-)

@Darth Meow 504: Hmmm. I think the mere fact that 3D still has a potential to be relegated to being nothing but a gimmick all but proves that it's not ready for prime time.