@Al Swearengen: I agree "It happens to other phones" is not a real answer.

@The_Game21x: Do you have an iPhone 4?

@megadj: Break the phone at the same time. Problem solved.

@devianaut: I enjoyed last night's premiere, too, and I will see it in the theaters at least one more time, and probably buy the Blu-ray.

I personally had no problem at all with Pitch Black (though I never saw it in theaters), but I have noticed this problem with some movies, both at the theaters and at home.

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@dragonjo8: The only people in denial are you and the legion of haters around here.

@HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.: Well the point, you see, is that in both cases, geeks didn't/don't control the public perception (and hence sales).

I appreciate the self-deprecating humor, but it's not really an apt comparison. Here's the biggest difference between the two:

@KillerBee: No it's you yeah you, the audience, that is the Devil, mwahahaahaha.

@vel0city: Uh, why should Apple have to conform to what you expect? Last time I checked, Apple is the only company that makes its own hardware, its own smartphone OS, and runs and maintains its own App Store.

Yeah, evil Apple, evil Steve. Only Steve and Apple would do such a shitty thing as to only allow apps developed with their SDK to run on one of their (unhacked) devices.

@Maveritchell: A tortoise? What's that?

@palinode: They make you READ? In a movie??? What, did everyone in Europe miss their Movie 101 class or something? Nobody's ever had to read anything in a movie, like, ever, in the history of movies!!

@NeoAkira: What kind of third-rate colleges are you referring to? The ones that I'm familiar with here in Boston are all dead silent, as they should be :-P

@palinode: They must've been French. Those frogs clearly have something against our language. Us, in general, it seems. No idea why.

@chefgon: Except Android is the biggest rival to iOS. Jobs knows this; that's why he's pissed.

To be fair, LeBron didn't ruin basketball last night. Not on his own. It's the frikkin' media and the US masses that let him pull off that fucking media frenzy, culminating in a 90-minute live broadcast of... essentially a 16-word announcement to move to Miami. WTF, people.

I must agree to the...well, it's not suckitude of the opening title, but that it's definitely a turn-off. I swear, I took the entire 1st season on DVD to Belize one summer, where I was doing field research on my own and bored out of my head with nothing to do at night, and I was —||<—- this close to not watching the…