Denise Richards has given up caring for Charlie Sheen's 4-year-old twin sons, Max and Bob. Apparently the brothers have severe behavioral issues — they threw tantrums and got very violent with Richards' kids. Neither Sheen nor the kids' mom, Brooke Mueller, are fit to have sole custody, it seems, and the kids are on…

Every time Dakota Johnson is mentioned, my brain automatically fills in Dakota Fanning, and it gets confusing, albeit amusing to imagine DF in 50 Shades.

I'd probably make her head explode. I'm an atheist who celebrates the FUCK outta Christmas. I LOVE it. Just not the, you know, religious aspects. But peace on earth, goodwill toward men? That's a notion I can totally get behind.

Yep! I'm planning on that look.

I can get behind that idea.

I've got nothing. I just thing we really need more AbFab gifs around these parts.

Beautiful moment totally ruined when I clicked on that Jay-Z link and a GIANT Robin Thicke swiped across my screen.

"I hope you brought a change of clothes because you're about to piss tears." - Jean Ralphio Sapperstein

Well if nothing else, "I am jealous of Matt Lauer's tits" wins the award for Most Improbable Thing I've Ever Said.

That will lit-rally never happen.

I remember watching this all the time as a little kid. I remember it was on cable a few years ago and I was stunned by the fact that:

One of my favorite movies ever. Let's do a remake!

LEEEEET THE RIVER RUUUUUUUUUUN!

God I am so happy Anna Faris did that, too....

I feel so much better about my childhood now.

*rocking chair squeaks*

Ditto. I literally have no idea what any of this means.

I just wish we could find a way in reality to jettison bullock and clooney into space....

Ahem, excuse me, paint did not "kill the guy who played the Tin Man." It merely gave Buddy Ebsen an allergic reaction, necessitating his replacement by Jack Haley. I begin to question your commitment to behind-the-scenes minutiae of 75-year-old films, actor Seth Rogen.

I want Michael Chiklis and Dean Norris playing brothers in a cop show, NOW.